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Emily Kristen

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Physically in Oregon. Heart in KC.

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I fucking love women.
I love us.
We are so powerful and beautiful and funny and amazing and enduring.
Own that every damn day.
No one can take or replicate our spirits.

09.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 14283 πŸ” 4289 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42
Mirror selfie of a brunette woman wearing jeans, a brown and black crop tank top, and tan cardigan

Mirror selfie of a brunette woman wearing jeans, a brown and black crop tank top, and tan cardigan

I feel hot today. Here’s proof.

07.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I too need to make updates

07.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For anyone who hasn’t seen it, Hamnet is now available to stream on Peacock. Cannot overstate how much of a must watch this film is

07.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

β€’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β€’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β€’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β€’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 5079 πŸ” 1098 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 9
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The Impact of the Return of Bus Fares on Your Clients BikeWalkKC has put together this quick survey to gather input from our partners and learn more about how the return of fares this June might impact your clients and your agency. We plan to use this in...

KC bus fares return June, w/o a plan for low income riders. Just as work requirements start.

If you are at an agency serving people with transportation barriers, BikeWalkKC wants to hear your thoughts & concerns about the impact on your clients and your agency.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I would have saved it but I saw on TikTok that Ashley invited Hilary’s estranged sister over with her kid for a play date and that feels so down low and dirty to me

03.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely refuse. I also call anything I see on here a tweet so what do I know

03.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 1335 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 75

Alright

01.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My grocery hack is shoplifting.

28.02.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Night one πŸ₯°

28.02.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

26.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 12901 πŸ” 4776 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 109

I also had exactly half a can of Celsius and I have the zoomies

26.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I desperately need Lady Gaga to put out that salsa version of β€œDie With A Smile” out as a single.

26.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Charli was so right. Everything IS romantic.

26.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not just vacation

MY BACH WEEKEND!!!! ON THE COAST!!! WITH MY BEST FRIENDS!!!!!!!

26.02.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ONE MORE HOUR AND THEN IT’S VACATION!!!!!!

26.02.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
My anvil tagged with the same phrase as the post, and I fuckin mean it

My anvil tagged with the same phrase as the post, and I fuckin mean it

TRANSPHOBES
EAT SHIT
AND DIE ALONE

18.06.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 4925 πŸ” 774 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7
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My dad’s a big Jimmy Buffet guy. My favorite song when I was little was β€œDelaney Talks to Statues” and I totally forgot about it until my dad put it on his list for our father daughter dance at my wedding. I sobbed when I got his email.

26.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My bachelorette weekend is in two days. I can survive two days!!!!!!

25.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but their gifts aren’t as good

24.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one tells you that chasing down RSVPs is by far the most stressful part of planning a wedding. Like you people are my loved ones WHY are you doing this to me

24.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so good!!!

23.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Niceness is like a candle. It provides a bit of light, but if you’re freezing, it’s not much help. Kindness is the warmth of a fireplace on a freezing cold night.

Both are, well, nice… but one of them is necessary.

22.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 807 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes β€œI love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

22.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 13941 πŸ” 2513 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 134
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Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.

So there's a black girl scout troop trying to raise money to to to Europe but they aren't close to their goal as of yet. Please share this and buy some cookies if you can

digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/reagan...

20.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1616 πŸ” 1672 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 176

ALS is such a monster of a disease. This loss has me fucked up.

20.02.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This ski mountaineering is the goofiest thing I’ve ever seen. I love it.

20.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0