01.03.2026 02:00
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A short Valentine’s Day poem, previously posted on the hell site some years sgo, when the 142 character limit was in place
#valentinesday
I gave you jewels, I gave you cake
I even tried fine dining
But none of this was able to make
You stop your bloody whining
It’s got to the point that I believed for a moment this was true
1 Shakespeare for O, 2 for A. Macbeth in my 4th year of senior school for O level, then Othello and Henry IV Pt. 1 for A… Standard practice in the 70s
The Wanker Brothers
While waiting for the start of a 5 a side game I dropped the ball, bent down to pick it up and pulled a muscle in my leg. Forced to spend the game in goal I then snapped a tendon in a finger stopping a shot
I read an article many years ago that said, during a showing of the film some years later, Orson Welles laughed throughout it…
Ricky from Eastenders trod on my foot at a rave
Dunier - Son of Dune
13 years - I can’t count…
Very peculiar - someone at “the other place” just liked a post from 12 years ago, so in honour of that.
#nowplaying
m.youtube.com/watch?v=K35R...
Purple Phase(r)
The Voodoo one is really worth getting, if it was there
I saw them live once, supporting Tom Petty on one of their first UK tours. It was over 45 years ago, and that once was enough
According to the internet there are no parades in Seville today…
Toddy Talk (couldn’t spell earlier)
#makeasongautumnal
Harvest is Yet to Come
#makeasongautumnal
Hallows Hooray
#makeasongautumnal
Torture on this South West train. Just pulled the tray table dawn and found these. Probably from a non ticket holding passenger who couldn’t afford the fine
Pt. 2 (Here’s the shocker…)
But nowhere, in my judgement, is the prospect so dark as it is in the United States.'
Trent's Last Case - E. C. Bentley Published 1912
Something from the novel I've just read
Pt. 1
"This is a terrible time in which we live, my dear boy. There is none recorded in history, I think, in which the disproportion between the material and the moral constituents of society has been so great or so menacing to the permanence of the fabric.
Owes a lot to The Residents, this…
He’s got a lot of balls wearing that..
The late Christoper Fowler was, rightly, incensed by the success of Thursday Murder, after he’d written a brilliant series of novels about a pair of elderly, decrepit detectives that got nowhere near that success…
I watched this last night and really wanted to like it, but it is truly terrible… Scriptwriters including Graham Chapman and Peter Cook, but just a mess..
It seems that Starmer is doing such an incredibly bad job of managing Labour policy that I wouldn’t be surprised if someone called him out as a Russian Asset soon
#starmer
#russianasset
Exactly at the point that the warm Atlantic current is in danger of collapsing - guess why.. Climate fucking change
This is just next level insanity.
In January this year, Reform picked Sharon Carby, aged 70, from Bradford, to run as their Croydon Mayoral candidate.
There was just one rather significant problem.
She had sadly died in July 2024.
insidecroydon.com/2025/08/27/f...
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