me naked sitting in a bubble bath with the bubbles covering my groin. there's green bottles of shampoo, conditioner, and body wash behind me as I look at camera
I regret to inform that a bath doesn't fix yours or the worlds problems but it does soothe the hole at the very least
10.03.2026 00:02
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scene from It's Always Sunny where Charlie and Mac are looking across a crowded restaurant at each other in shock
can't stop thinking about randomly encountering Hot Guy™ I've been chatting with while on the train as he was headed to the airport
08.03.2026 18:02
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idle Pokémon battle animations be like
07.03.2026 15:39
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Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon facing to the right with wide eyes
Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on a bench
Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back
Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon looking towards the sky
Thinking about low res pikachu.
07.03.2026 02:54
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thank you I could use the help 🙏🏻
06.03.2026 16:49
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thank u babe 🙂↕️😘
06.03.2026 16:16
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well shucks you're gonna make it shed a tear
06.03.2026 16:10
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tis the season 🙂↕️
06.03.2026 16:01
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😋😘
06.03.2026 16:01
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pic of my hand wrapped around my hard dick as I lay in bed
it's fat. it's cock. it's friday.
06.03.2026 15:56
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giggling and kicking my feet now 😇
06.03.2026 01:09
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oh wow.. woah even 😵💫
06.03.2026 00:50
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Hairy cock hanging.
What are we all up to this evening?
05.03.2026 05:11
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soooo handsome 😮💨 (the shirt is fun also but I prefer you without one)
06.03.2026 00:44
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Happy Kristi Noem out of a job day to all who celebrate 🥂
05.03.2026 19:15
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all that work done to be FIRED
05.03.2026 19:01
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NOEM: I would disagree with the judge
CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?
NOEM: A what?
CROCKETT: A law degree
NOEM: No I do no-
CROCKETT: Okay
04.03.2026 20:52
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time to c(l)ock in 🙂↕️
04.03.2026 16:54
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oh yay 😋
04.03.2026 16:19
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why of course, I could never say no to that !
04.03.2026 16:13
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let's go for a ride 😏
04.03.2026 16:07
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whatever you want sexy king 🙂↕️🥵
04.03.2026 15:57
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me on all fours on my bed showing my bare ass and hole to camera
it's humpin' time ⏰
04.03.2026 15:49
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can do 🫡
03.03.2026 22:56
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I'm just a happy hole 😇
03.03.2026 22:16
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so there's this thing called dp-ing that I heard about once
03.03.2026 22:15
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stay right there I'm omw to fix you over and over
03.03.2026 20:55
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hi babe 😋
03.03.2026 20:04
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😇
03.03.2026 20:02
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