Yes, I do believe that if the Vikings had the technology to build the electric guitar, then they would have discovered heavy metal and easily conquered the planet.
I'm not sure why this is considered "controversial".
would be great to believe this spring training is any kind of indicator for how well the Braves will do this season but it's Atlanta Sports™ so I know better than to get my hopes up
“Wow he blocked me because he can’t take criticism” that’s correct. This is social media. You’re just some asshole. I am under no obligation to listen to you tell me what to do. Have a blessed day
Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.
My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!
go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT
happy women's day
Goku and Chi-Chi about to fight in the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai.
someone really wants everyone else to forget Andor happened
Very spidery skittery death metal-style lettering above a drawing of a behornéd skull, all rendered in white on black. It somewhat illegibly spells out ‘Maybe it will happen today’
WBC *and* F1... it's a great time to be a sicko
I know Gorillaz just put out a new album but I did not have Del the Funkee Homosapien on SNL in 2026 on my bingo card. that rules.
Pussy: Love Story from Titanic (ZX Spectrum, 2000)
Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.
we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,
Super annoying that in addition to being a terrific fiction writer and world-class activist, Cory is randomly one of the best tech journalists of all time.
Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic
smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9
touching grass is not enough i need to Confront Grass
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 https://theonion.com/egg-companies-assure-customers-dozen-has-always-meant-9/
A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, ‘Maybe it will happen today…’
gotta be honest, I.. am not sure what Pokopia is.
this sounds like I'm dying. no, I'm just old and fat. so yes.
pulled the trigger on a Sunday ticket for Shaky Knees. got less than seven months to try and get in better enough shape to make it to Piedmont Park that day and stand around at what could probably be my last festival.
I have long awaited this coming day 😤😤😤😤
far too rich to supply a substitute for butter
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Oh snapppp!
Rev. Dr. Jamal Bryant at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:
"The service wouldn't have been this long if were able to go to the Capitol, but the Capitol is now only reserved for pedophiles and podcasters."
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Matthew Lillard seems like a such a sweet dude. awesome new show @doomquasar.bsky.social ! youtu.be/rhvMRw3OPjY?...
Nintendo suing US government over tariffs
aftermath.site/nintendo-tarif...
