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@jordancwierz

Making cartoons on accident since 2010. Listen to 100% Eat.

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Writing is thinking. Writing is a way of molding YOUR OWN thoughts. So when you hand over your "writing" to monstrous AI apps made by the most craven motherfuckers imaginable, you hand them the keys to YOUR head. AND you strip the work of writers. GRIND THESE APPS TO DUST.

11.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Ready to be a TALL guy? Grab the TALL shirt plus logo beanie & fridge magnet this Friday!

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes go big

09.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This week on The Pitt

08.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TFW you’re nominated to run DHS but you’re just as incompetent as your predecessor

05.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we please get Matthew Macfadyen to portray Tom one more time in a McDonalds CEO parody

05.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Heroes allow Nick to pick another restaurant and they hope Taco Palenque has the food. They definitely have the sauce.
New 100% Eat is out now.

03.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We have been blessed

03.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Does this mean we’re allowed investigate the Epstein stuff again?

03.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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UNBELIEVABLE: McDonald’s already got a NEW CEO to take another stab at eating the Big Arch burger. Much better than the first video!

03.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 568 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6

Fans: Announce Gen 10 please!
PokΓ©mon: Remember Hit Clips?

27.02.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The worst deal you’ve ever seen just got worse

26.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shame you can’t tell this joke out there. I want to laugh at it

23.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile:

23.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’ll be a while, but pace yourself. Remember, it’s a biathlon not a sprint

22.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, πŸ“Έ by @tiltoncreative

22.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 9983 πŸ” 2279 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 112

In all my hours of watching hockey I’ve never seen a game that good

22.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was being so light and funny, I had forgotten it was a Game of Thrones show. Was rudely reminded

18.02.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Soon the F1 calendar will be nothing but street tracks and races in Saudi Arabia, with one rotating classic track each year 🫠

16.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes get confused about what the Colonel has up his sleeve

16.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A common occurrence in the family group chat

16.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

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16.02.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

09.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 11836 πŸ” 1907 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 36

Back in 2017 when he was Texans DC I got to go to the Super Bowl in Houston and met him

09.02.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Vrabel’s worst day since

09.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lockjaw from One Battle After Another in an empty office. I'm sure it's fine.

Lockjaw from One Battle After Another in an empty office. I'm sure it's fine.

Excited for Bovino and his new office.

27.01.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1693 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 15
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On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes eat good(?) in the neighborhood

19.01.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Open the door- There is another room. Welcome to our next multi-day live stream event, beginning Monday 1/19 (MLK Day) at Noon PT exclusively on twitch.

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