Hey it’s Sean!

Oh wait he attacked two

Hey all the MAGA guys who all said the president doesn’t affect gas prices, how’s going to war with an OPEC nation doing it for you?

No Amazon I wouldn’t like to rate my purchases (two different transactions!)

If gas is supposed to be so cheap under Trump’s administration, then why are we okay with it constantly jumping up $.30 and then slowly going back down and then back up again?

Your lines are amazing

Me too Lucy

@govpritzker.illinois.gov if you ran for President on public healthcare and prosecuting the Epstein files coverup in the current administration you’d have my and my family’s votes

Happy B Day to all those who celebrate

Bigfoot also cheats at Monopoly. Hides two $500s under the board for special occasions.

So wait how big is that barn? Who decided the gardener bot would have sharp crab claws to sow the humans with? Did they not think to design it with a container of its own? Did it make the human sack itself? I have so many questions Walter Miller Jr

Careful Seb, otherwise you might end up mounted on that wall of yours

Oh shell yeah! 🎶

Tom and Jerry yell

“Hey, look! A fellow mask enthusiast! Maybe he’s a pig under there!”

Yep that’s a weird door alright, yessiree

I’ve heard of punks with rat tails, but I didn’t think they mean a glitch in the matrix..

Here we see a panel from the 1972 book ‘Don’t Be Such a Slut Charlie Brown’

Bappy Horthday! Splotch’s birthday was recent so you can have his

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Every so often I draw a panel and it’s nice and I like it, but it doesn’t work for the panel (this one wouldn’t work for how many word balloons there are). What if I started putting them on social? Would you people like that?

Let 2026 be the year you draw your weird cringe sci-fi/fantasy webcomic, don't let that shit die with you having never left your head.

Holy crap Absolute Superman you didn’t have to go that hard

Lol he called me again so I can block his number now thanks TIM

In the end I got him to admit that immigrants put in more taxes than they take out, and that Bin Ladin didn’t bomb the WTC and that he was an incest baby. So Tim maybe sit down and don’t answer a phone that’s not yours. END RANT

He said don’t you want gas prices to go down due to this illegal attack on a sovereign country? And that we’ve run out of ideas to lower prices so naturally we HAVE to illegally attack a sovereign country. If you can’t beat em join em he says. I respond that’s not exactly what that means TIM

Incidentally call your rep to tell them to impeach for the illegal attack on Venezuela. But that’s not what this story is about. This guy brought up the border wall and said the Rep would be back in 15 minutes, and then that HE was the Rep, and then didn’t know that Rodney Davis wasn’t there anymore

So I called my rep today and expected to leave a message on the machine. Some Trumper answered the phone at IL-13’s Dem office. I know he didn’t work for them so I hung up to call the DC office and he CALLED ME BACK because he really wanted to defend his cult leader. Hi Tim!

An image of a man, Jim Downey, in a podcast studio, asking “Don Trump, the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize recipient?”

My man looks like a month-old 7-Eleven hot dog got its wish to become a real boy

Ohh maybe it’s time to replace my 2008 blu ray which surely hasn’t succumbed to disc rot right WB?