it's okay if she's a bit of a handful because her ass is too so it cancels out
it's okay if she's a bit of a handful because her ass is too so it cancels out
*pushes it in all the way* good morning ^~^
its my bday!!!
a cute girl sleeping under my desk and licking me on command would definitely help me be more productive
girls will be like "just 5 more minutes" and then sleep the whole day
thereβs just something about getting my face shoved into her sweaty pits that would wreck havoc on my stupid little brain rn
:3
ripping my underwear off? in this economy??? what's the matter with you
looks more and more different the more u post it
therapist: so you mentioned you've been feeling like chopped unc lately?
me: yeah
therapist: and even though you were quote "never the goat", you still feel washed?
me: correct
therapist: on a scale of 1 to 10, how high have your stress levels been?
me: I'd say about 6-7
haiii
i hope no terf eats dogshit. that would really trigger me. it would trigger me even more if they filmed it and posted it online.
ICE executed a woman in cold blood on camera
France really was like, "Let's put targets on our planes."
girl who needs her dick sucked before the year ends
guess who woke up sexy, stupid, and perverted as fuck today
when will people realize that a woman's opinion is fact
fact: women are the most beautiful creatures on this earth
beating ur social anxiety by forcing youself to make eye contact with a pretty girl until you get too flustered and look away
:3
but... but... π’
fork found in kitchen
a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
[ALL] ⒠PuppyGirlAshley: #CharlieSquirt [ALL] ⒠czeéé przyjacielu: no one loves you [ALL] ⒠ouppy: jesus does
I'm worried about that asshole, I have a feeling its going to get destroyed.
Telling a bottom that her asshole was promised to me 3000 years ago
OMG that's Rei, haiii, Rei.
chicken butt