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New construction for bunny’s home. I should charge him rent.
My wife of 31 years passed away from cancer last week. Only 60 years old. Please do me one favor and hug your loved ones. #FuckCancer
How did 77 million people vote for Omar Tariff?
The U.S. ended up being one year and one condom short of making it to its 250th birthday.
Ask when their balls will drop.
I eat eggs three times a week. Does that make me upper middle class?
RFK Jr. on vaccines: "My father and uncle took shots, and died as a result."
I dumped the gold in the Gulf of Canada.
They'd vote for him twice if they could.
Happy birthday to the flag that truly represents freedom and independence!
I think it was water, but the fact it’s believable that it could be alcohol is why we’ll never have nice things.
MAGA conundrum: Which bathroom to use on a Trans Atlantic flight.
No. But it’s believable.
Trump: “It’s much colder in Canada than in the U.S. They’d have to be stupid to not want to be a state.”
Hegseth: “It isn’t over! Nothing’s over until we say it’s over. Was it over when we got bombed at the Pearl Harbor Tavern?”
The City of Toronto gives grants to transportation companies that use electric vehicles. There is a proposal, likely to pass, to except Teslas from this grant.
First real laugh of the day. Thanks!
TY.
Government funded cancer research is keeping my wife alive.
Maybe he’ll choke on a hotdog. You know the saying, “Any given Sunday.”
I don’t care who wins tonight as long as Trump has a shitty time.
I hear there will be 2 blimps at the Superbowl.
Best yoke of the day so far.
I’m eating greasy fried stuff from now on. Evidently, this cholesterol kills thing is bullshit or he’d be dead.
When Trump is up the river you will see, the United States will be free.
Let me know when the Democrats have something more than “This isn’t fair.”
Trump and Musk to create a Department of Redundancy Department.
