Man Wright (they/he)

"The smell of peppermint and cheese has abated, but it's been replaced with the smell of chocolate."

jail.

he put gushers in it yesterday.

jail.

Day 248 Perpetual Stew YouTube video by ZAQ

I'm so sorry to just drop this into the timeline at this point in the narrative, but I need you to know I have been suffering the horror of this perpetual stew and food crime content for about a week now.

youtube.com/shorts/TPPY8...

the next essay she writes is going to be to announce she's a terf

I don't know about encryption, but sponge-like organisms use the SHA3 hashing function to check a transmitted packet's integrity between nodes

(someone will get this joke. no but really, this is the most painfully dumb thing I've seen in maybe years)

I was busy building a fictional villain persona based off intentionally misunderstanding the science in it

but honestly, RFK Jr. and raw milk drinkers have me beat in every category

this is probably about something, but this was unironically me about 6 months ago when I was reading I Contain Multitudes (Yong) and being a menace to my friends about it

Bluesky screenshot wint @dril.bsky.social CEOs Never Cum Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social Cum with me if you want to live

oh god, what did I miss

how many do you think a chicken apple sausage, mustard, and sauerkraut sandwich was?

used to imagine how many boomers I was murdering by having my avocado toast breakfast. now I imagine how many boomers I'm murdering by eating anything at all

Mentally I am already arguing about the batting order.

A jug of maple pecan coffee concentrate, a loaf pan of unfrozen coffee ice cream, and a can of dulce de leche sitting next to each other on a blue countertop

I'm high-fiving myself for this one. I was in a weird mood and picked up flavored coffee concentrate at the store. I decided to incorporate some into my dulce de leche ice cream

I get that the intent was positive, but you become part of a collective of people constantly doing that and it becomes patronizing

If you're gay and if people frequently go out of their way to say "it's okay to be gay"... which probably does happen to some I'm guessing?...you, a grown adult, would start to raise your eyebrows and ask "is? it okay to be gay? to *you*?"

ofc aces and aros are queer. it's the frequency with which we get singled out for some reason and told "you count" and "your valid" and "your queer." It has become a pattern that starts to sound meaningless or backhanded even.

Person who blocked me did not like being told that singling out ace and/or aro folks and telling us "we count" (as queer presumably) is a kind of microaggression alongside the "love is love" platitude

no one knows what I mean when I say "get down on the ice" and this is where it came from. The judges get down on the ice to examine the figures/skate marks closely

this is, like, really funny and a microaggression at the same time.

honestly, though: *sigh*

😐

Fraudster is dead, btw.

like "send me $2 for every 10 pieces of this paper with my bullshit prayer on it" mail fraud.

Fascinated that this bathwater wanting clipart man also is a tool of mail fraud.

Yellow bookmark-sized piece of paper with a little man Y-posing. Known foot fetishist, The LORD, went right for my tits and asked me about the healing powers of my bathwater.

I opened a book I bought new years ago and I was struck by how acid eaten the pages were and how dry the spine's glue had gotten. Am I that old? Have my books started to rot?

Then a random woo-woo Jesus-dont-give-me-cancer bookmark connected to mail fraud fell out and onto my wet tits in the bath

me reading Absolution, The False Daughter: "This is the craziest episode of The Prisoner I've ever seen"

cake.

"Knowledge is power"

Southern Reach Trilogy: I can fix that

Let's not blame anybody here. Let's just say my cheese grater thought my fingers were cheese and it was just doing what it was created to do.

My heating pad scolds me by blinking its LED at me indefinitely because I dared let it auto-off after two hours instead of manually shutting it off weeks ago.

sarcasm explainer: I don't condone queer erasure. This is my version of "and they were _roommates_"

Screen shot of a vision board titled: Vision board 2026 It contains: 1. A printer printing an illustrated picture of a millepede. The top says "Problem number 1. Staying wet inside" 2. Slamming the blue button meme captioned "I find nothing homosexual about this" 3. A book cover with a man looking two separate directions at the same time titled "Choose your own adventure: taking mushrooms and going to Wawa" 4. A very good cribbage hand. 6 of hearts, 6 of spades, 9 of hearts, 9 of spades. Nice, nice. 5. Panel of the "I'm trying my best" frog from cat cafe 6. Dr. Eggman throwing ass even though he has no ass to throw. So brave. 7. A black mouth cur dog giving you the side eye from the driver's seat of a car

I don't really know what a vision board is

I'm out of spoons. Not only am I tired, but I've also eaten so much soup

you want that aesthetic? do stop motion, cowards