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Brandon Boyd

@brandoninstl

Now it’s time for me to make my impression felt, So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt. Former #Mizzou hurdler, current Chardonnay drinker. #STL #AllForCity #ChiefsKingdom #Arsenal

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This North Dakota vs North Dakota State has so little melanin, I feel like I need to drink from a separate faucet tonight.

09.03.2026 01:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Reads International Women’s Day, a celebration of women

Reads International Women’s Day, a celebration of women

To all the women out there, especially my bride, Happy International Women’s Day

08.03.2026 12:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not everyone is qualified to be a parent. And doing so thrice over and seeing these shits trying to push the door open and try to open the retail beer fridge with zero pushback is already a bad sign for their development.

07.03.2026 21:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m talking about a 3 or 4 year old. These people aren’t qualified to be parents. I tried to get their attention and they didn’t even turn around.

07.03.2026 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Some little kid just walked up to me and started hitting me on the side. Yall white folks let your kids get away with too much shit. You’re not present. I’m gonna beat his daddy’s ass if he comes up to me again. My mom would have killed me if I did that to a stranger. Da fun is wrong with him?

07.03.2026 21:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Missed the first game, but won’t miss anymore. Final season ticket holder season. Gonna be a fun night, I predict. #AllForCity

07.03.2026 13:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hanging with the homie!

07.03.2026 03:46 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The U.S. economy lost jobs in 0 of the 48 months Joe Biden was president. It has lost jobs in 6 of the 14 months of Trump's second term.

06.03.2026 15:09 👍 1069 🔁 487 💬 40 📌 16

I’m already sick of CEOs eating their own food. Seriously, fuck off and pay your people more.

06.03.2026 14:11 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

They all have limited shelf life, and they all should know it by now. None of them are getting out of this without accountability. The public demands it.

05.03.2026 23:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From one dimwit to another.

05.03.2026 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You lay with dogs, you will get fleas. This person’s nightmare is only beginning. She’s toast. Good riddance.

05.03.2026 18:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A federal crime.

The president of the United States is accusing his DHS secretary of committing a federal crime.

05.03.2026 18:29 👍 428 🔁 116 💬 33 📌 10
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I guess they got the message. Don’t be trying to talk to me. Lose my number.

05.03.2026 00:43 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Saka!!!! #Arsenal

04.03.2026 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My god, I didn’t even realize it was on FS1. 😂

02.03.2026 03:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I swear Apple TV live events are trash

02.03.2026 03:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The revenue is in the new kits. It’s why they change annually. I guess that means the ugly collar is back this year. At least I got that.

02.03.2026 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

So……are we done with City Red now??? #AllForCity

02.03.2026 03:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Yes. He’s a moron

01.03.2026 21:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welp, looks like it’s time again to stand up for our Muslim brothers and sisters against the usual suspects who are going to torment and maim them. Ready for action. Step in and say something. Help them out.

01.03.2026 21:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Damn

01.03.2026 04:17 👍 4527 🔁 1302 💬 112 📌 47
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Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

01.03.2026 05:23 👍 8606 🔁 2933 💬 118 📌 362

We have the worst state sponsored journalists.

01.03.2026 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He still wasn’t in the Epstein files though

28.02.2026 20:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#Mizzou is now a tournament team.

That’s all I’ll say about that. Sometimes life just really ruins your day, and bombing a bunch of kids because your name is in the Epstein files doesn’t put me in a celebratory mindset today. Jovial Brandon will be back soon.

28.02.2026 20:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump's war on affordability is about to hit your Gas Tank.

If you refused to vote for the Joy Lady, this is on you too.

28.02.2026 17:34 👍 66 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 2

Matt, this has been a fucked up way to own the libs. Every fucking person that didn’t vote for Kamala Harris owns this. Not only trump voters.

28.02.2026 17:33 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I’ve noticed. I figured I’d bring some nice weather back for a day or two. That’s all the powers I have. 😂

27.02.2026 19:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just landed back in STL and I can’t wait to go home and put on shorts. Been gone since Saturday. I need my bed

27.02.2026 19:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0