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Chrispy

@thechrissmas

Naarm/Melbourne, Australia. • Top Bunk • Muscle Gainer • Queer • he/they • Married • Poly •

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05.03.2026 22:15 👍 9059 🔁 1738 💬 66 📌 82

MY EXACT THOUGHTS

03.03.2026 09:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cutie

27.02.2026 06:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Some more recent pics!

24.02.2026 19:40 👍 129 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 0

New UI is actually not horrible to be honest. Some tweaks needed but significantly less terrible.

11.02.2026 00:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cutie!

06.02.2026 06:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s secretly so pretty!

06.02.2026 05:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Which ones are turning pink?!

06.02.2026 04:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#Childbearingnecksquad I can’t even button up shirts.

04.02.2026 19:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This will be a blessing. Not even willing to offer other positions and deciding that your Job fully replaced, they don’t care about you anyway. They’ll eventually figure out it was a mistake and you’ll already be in a better position.

22.01.2026 18:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cryyyyyy they were always ol faithful

17.01.2026 06:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even next to orphan!?

17.01.2026 06:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🥹

09.01.2026 04:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bring sunscreen for your head too 🤣

08.01.2026 20:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Melbourne, drink your water, wear your sunscreen and don’t forget to moisturise today. 12% humidity, UV 13 and 45° is nuts.

08.01.2026 19:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you’re aware enough to say that you’re aware enough to actively not say anything and go about your day.

05.01.2026 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s definitely your Asperger’s dude. Shut the fuck up.

05.01.2026 19:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh my god! Hello! Yes.

04.01.2026 11:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy new year! 🥳

31.12.2025 13:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Was going to post some pics but all of my pictures are just smart home screenshots and measurements. But I have this.

Things are slowly coming together.

27.12.2025 21:03 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blood pressure checks?

22.12.2025 06:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Goddamn 🥵🥵

20.12.2025 20:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤗🤗

19.12.2025 20:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

$300 product by the way.

15.12.2025 07:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Outstanding record. Never sued for antitrust and absolutely has never forced people to update to an operating system filled with spyware and mandatory security chip leaving millions of perfectly good computers to e waste.

12.12.2025 20:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“It’s on gamepass” yeah fuck Microsoft too

12.12.2025 20:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You need rubber!

10.12.2025 19:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🥵🥵

10.12.2025 17:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You won’t even get it cuz compression but. Wow.

08.12.2025 22:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fun update I found today. iPhone 17 DOES record full surround sound in camera. My Gaga videos sound FANTASTIC

08.12.2025 22:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0