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comedian. Writer. The Bad Piano Player Podcast.

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My mother's uncle was in the dressing room in Montreal in 1926 when his friend, the college boxer hit Houdini in the stomach and ruptured his appendix.

05.03.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I appreciate that

04.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"a certain tier of Canadian Celebrity".

Yeah, man. That's my shelf. :>)

03.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Preview
Tom Waits 4 No Man Podcast Episode ยท The Bad Piano Player ยท March 3 ยท 38m

The Bad Piano Player podcast episode 181 is up and running. For the first time, we give a songwriter their fourth go-around with six songs of theirs we've never done before. Tune in to Tom Waits 4 No Man!

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03.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, nobody has to tell us what Zapp is.

01.03.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So people who are on Medicaid in Minnesota will be losing their benefits "temporarily" because punishing sick people is what you do when you don't like the policies of a state government. Right? But if we elect Democrats, they might be vengeful. Right?

26.02.2026 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Larry had a joke: American game show, "You've won a new car!!" Canadian game show, "Congratulations, you;ve won our grand PRIZE...matching pillowcases!! Tell us about them, Johnny!" "Yes! Two pillowcases! Both with the same design!" Thank you, Johnny!"

26.02.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We'll use Shelleen's plan!"
"My plan....?"

25.02.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"In the morning, I saw my children, happy and strong. And yet, before the night has come, I have lived to see a goalie get the Presidential Medal Of Freedom."

25.02.2026 02:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG, RFK Jr is shirtless!

25.02.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand there's about to be a car crash. Any moment now.

25.02.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the PGA tour, for his career, Rory McIlroy has finished in the top ten 133 times out of 275 starts, or 48.36%. Mind blowing.

22.02.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ok. Had me a little worried.

22.02.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5 authors I've read at least 5 books by:

Mordecai Richler
Robert A Caro
David Quammen
Tim Severin
Ring Lardner

22.02.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

David Mitchell the comedian?

22.02.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just wondering, aside from people who are insane, who works out with blue jeans on?

20.02.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

20.02.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unbelievable how threatened these he-man types are by your intelligence. Or anyone's, I would imagine.

19.02.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife points out that Curling is a cacophonous sport and difficult to listen to from the next room.

19.02.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Gordon & Revel Podcast Episode ยท The Bad Piano Player ยท 02/17/2026 ยท 39m

A special episode of the Bad Piano Player Podcast is up on the platforms. Special to me. Gordon and Revel, our third go-around with this incredible duo. Tune in and hear songs you will love, even if I'm doing them.

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18.02.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm getting a little worried. Not one mid-twenties Asian girl with an Anglicized name and really large breasts has followed me for almost four days.

17.02.2026 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isabel was leaving and Dawn opened the door and two little birds flew into the house. So we left the door open and the lights off for a full half hour while we got a taste of what living in a Margaret Laurence novel is like.

17.02.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Epstein files, brought to you tonight with limitless commercial interruptions.

17.02.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We went to Vidiots (Eagle Rock Retro Cinema) today and saw Orson Welles' The Lady From Shanghai. Very stylized and dark. Final sequence quite wonderful. And wow, did Everett Sloan look like Marty Feldman's father.

16.02.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an assist!

12.02.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Assist by MMMMMMMitch MMMMMMarner!!
#OlympicHockey
#AreYouGladTheyPickedHim

12.02.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A cult of General Jack Rippers is running the country right now. May they preserve all of their precious bodily fluids.

12.02.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rest in Peace, Bud Cort. 1948-2026

12.02.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Remember when Republicans, OUTRAGED, impeached Bill Clinton for lying about having an affair?

11.02.2026 04:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 216 ๐Ÿ” 39 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I don't agree with you on this, Joe. But I hope I'm wrong.

11.02.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0