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You hacked into the Horseshoe Bay digital library? Sort of. I used my library card She/Her

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an orange cat looks truly exhausted after “daylight savings” stole an hour from him

an orange cat looks truly exhausted after “daylight savings” stole an hour from him

I really needed that hour but they stole it

09.03.2026 08:24 👍 2035 🔁 179 💬 19 📌 8

At least YouTbe lets you turn off autoplay- the streaming services that dont are just evil

08.03.2026 20:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always

08.03.2026 18:56 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It did! But considering I have one for my godmother sitting on my kitchen counter I wasn't too concerned lol

08.03.2026 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right

08.03.2026 13:53 👍 1304 🔁 263 💬 8 📌 0
Valentine with Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan Kenobi that says "you're the Obi-Wan for me"

Valentine with Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan Kenobi that says "you're the Obi-Wan for me"

❤️
@catseatcake.bsky.social always sends the best Valentines

08.03.2026 01:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
07.03.2026 20:06 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Oooo yes! And holy shit a perfect season!

07.03.2026 04:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(This is very much not a complaint)

07.03.2026 04:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is So. Much. Sports. right now I genuinely dont know which game you're referring to lol baseball? basketball? paralympics? hockey? So Much Sports!

07.03.2026 04:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Gotta say I'm appreciative that the Paralympics learned the lesson of the Olympics opening ceremony and have a giant sign above the heads of the competitors in other locations

07.03.2026 03:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

high school kid gets Aaron Judge to ground into a bases loaded double play COME ON THIS RULES

07.03.2026 01:48 👍 146 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1

like we have clear language about "intent vs impact" when it's a harmful thing someone does ACCIDENTALLY, but there's a whole other third thing which is "I did this to get one kind of attention (clicks, laughs, shock) but now I'm getting a different kind of attention (consequences) and I'm mad"

06.03.2026 23:12 👍 117 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Guys she's there for the college sports summit today, she's on the College Football Playoff committee, has been from the start

Like I'm all for a pile on, but lets not be as disingenuous those dipshits

06.03.2026 23:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Did you know there is a visually impaired biathlon event

like

The sport where they have to shoot tiny targets with guns

And they’re VISUALLY IMPAIRED

AND ITS PROBABLY #2 ON MY LIST OF MOST UNBELIEVABLE EVENTS FOR VISUALLY IMPAIRED ATHLETES AT THE WINTER PARALYMPICS

06.03.2026 18:13 👍 172 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 2

This is why we can't have nice things!!!

06.03.2026 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oakland sets date for rally honoring Olympic champion Alysa Liu Oakland will host a major homecoming for Olympic gold medalist Alysa Liu next week, Mayor Barbara Lee announced, with a public rally at City Hall to honor the hometown figure skating champion.

Oakland will host a major homecoming for Olympic gold medalist Alysa Liu next week, Mayor Barbara Lee announced, with a public rally at City Hall to honor the hometown figure skating champion.

06.03.2026 01:48 👍 32 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

05.03.2026 23:26 👍 9012 🔁 2179 💬 365 📌 60

we haven't had enough of these days in Trump 2.
these days when some cartoonishly evil admin character gets fired (not for being evil, but over their 374th petty scandal) and we get off jokes in the too-small window before their replacement establishes how they'll be evil in a slightly different way

05.03.2026 19:13 👍 551 🔁 61 💬 8 📌 3
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There it is: Noem out, Mullin in

05.03.2026 18:42 👍 2565 🔁 858 💬 751 📌 960
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Here is a list of everybody Miami (OH) TRIED to schedule in men's basketball this season Don't blame the Redhawks for not having enough big names on their schedule. They tried to add plenty of them...and I've got the proof.

Today’s @mattbrown.bsky.social newsletter might be the clearest, most useful demonstration of the power dynamics in college basketball (and college sports in general) that I’ve ever seen.

Schools in power conferences exclude everybody else, and then blame them for their own exclusion

05.03.2026 13:59 👍 277 🔁 77 💬 7 📌 17

You know my vote

05.03.2026 16:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

—Big 12 criticized for horrible court design in 2025
—Big 12 announces 2026 tournament will have innovative court featuring LEDs under glass, allowing them to change court design at will, even during/between games
—puts exact same design everybody hated in 2025 on new dynamic court, for some reason

05.03.2026 16:37 👍 157 🔁 14 💬 8 📌 4
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This is right out of The Hunger Games

05.03.2026 02:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Navy (in WWII & Korea) then advertising; Episcopal priest

05.03.2026 01:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1-0 for Team USA at the Paralympics.
Steve Emt rolls off the ice trying and failing to hit the high notes in Sia's Titanium.
"you're mic'd up"
"i know!" (high-pitched howling noises)

04.03.2026 20:06 👍 335 🔁 49 💬 4 📌 8

First one i got! And then missed the last 2 🤦‍♀️

04.03.2026 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 👍 10763 🔁 3277 💬 198 📌 245

Jfc

03.03.2026 06:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0