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a black and white photo of a man hanging from a clock on a building . Alt: Harold Lloyd as Harold Lloyd in the Harold Lloyd vehicle "Safety Last"

if you like Harold Lloyd I have a recommendation for you: in "Safety Last" Harold Lloyd plays a Harold Lloyd type character named "Harold Lloyd"

Jordan Peele crosseyed with a mullet: Markwayne Mullin, Omaha State University

Change The Flavor, by Aubrey Van Gelded 14 track album

I kind of wanted to wait for May to release this, but then got an attack of strong coffee, finished up the mixes, and here it is - just in time for #bandcampfriday

My fifth #fawm record, for good or for ill. May it serve you well.

aubreyvangelded.bandcamp.com/album/change...

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

A lite guy sits in a chair reading Orwell's 1984 Caption: "Wow, shit was messed up back then."

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

I always called them tank tops, then some twee fool (no doubt with a waxed mustache under Edison lights drinking a bloody mary from a mason jar with an entire grilled cheese as garnish) started the wife beater thing but it was okay because boy beater

Tank top.

I was featured in an Entertainment Weekly cover story in which I heckled William Shatner.

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

It is every citizen's final duty to walk into the cursed springs of jusenkyo and become one with all the people

text of official creative commons license: "Jon's cardamom joke © 2026 by Jon Bois is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International"

i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

On the plus side, hours to kill in the old neighborhood means returning to this park, one of the most calming places I’ve ever been to in my life. I miss it a lot.

They also boarded up my old office window, which made me kind of… wistful? I did a lot of daydreaming out that window.

The back door, though… not really an option!

Back in our old neighborhood to have my car looked at. Our old house - now without us or anyone for FOUR YEARS - is on the next block from the garage.

So I brought my keys, in case I got up the nerve, to see if they still worked.

Didn’t want to go in through the front door in case anyone saw me.

#beastmode

okaythankyou

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

A Twitter post reusing a one-panel gag comic I drew a few years ago of Saul Goodman defending Magneto in court. "--And now the state accuses MY CLIENT--a single father of FOUR, your honor, a HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR--"

A couple times a year somebody reposts this X-men/Better Call Saul gag I drew and goes lightly viral over it, and you know what, god bless

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

Not to be a bitch but after watching this video I have concluded this bird seems dumb as hell. Don’t dig around in your own torso, pull out one of your own feathers, drop it, and then look at ME like “What happened.” Like do we NEED a tall duck?

started a rewatch of the original MUPPET SHOW and daily confronting "oh yeah i used to have nightmares about this" and a long-buried sexual awakening, often in the same skit

There all is aching.

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

I revisited it a couple of years ago and it really holds up.

Obviously the show was great, too. But that book was something truly special to me. I've often tried to replicate that tone in my own writing, to lesser and much lesser success.