Bond villains think Trump talks too much.
09.03.2026 22:14
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Bond villains think Trump talks too much.
So, SCOTUS, is he immune to being charged for whatever the fuck he’s confessing to now?
I’d say Utah is slouching into theocracy if I didn’t know it’s been one since long before I fled the joint 40 years ago.
From dick-thickening ski jumpers to hump-plumping camels, hyaluronic acid does it all!
Does Trump walk in on their dressing rooms too?
How very North Korea.
What’s a few dead suckers and losers between friends?
Iran: You want to surrender to us? Fine, we accept.
Or just think the first time. It’s not easy, but it’s never too late to start.
Depends. Are you getting into the repossession field?
Well, shit, Donald, every day I check my mailbox for my Iran War prize. Nothing.
Trump’s so much like their televangelists. He surrounds himself in gilded crap, feeds their lurid fantasies about the end of the world, and promises them riches if they give him more money and power. He’s a natural fit for them.
Plant a gun on Trump the next time he flies to Toronto.
In fairness, respect and hatred are hard to tell apart.
“I jerk off to that image every night, let me tell you. What? Hey, Karoline, you promised nobody’d be here who’d look at me like that.”
“You know, like the Bond villain in Die Another Day.”
A song that feels like a memory replaying. youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI?...
I wonder if anyone will be allowed to ask the question, “We won what?”
Well go on. Make with the liberating.
Linds gets off on the idea that he’s a scary dude and not the secondary suck up character in a Tennessee Williams play.
We got unconditional surrender, but not from Iran.
At least for the next 15 minutes.
Trump: This war will last as long as I want because it’s totally worth it.
Wall Street: No it isn’t.
Trump: I’m done now.
It’s not the worst way for society to go, really.
If only we’d been warned that giving a sleazy Queens real estate hustler access to the national Visa card was a bad idea.
“YES! BOMB EVERYONE! DESTROY EVERYTHING! Except that.” —Lindsey Graham
Pardoned by Donald Trump, a SCOTUS-immunized terrorist.
There are big dollars in rich weirdo paranoia.
So glad I’ve hoarded so many barrels of oil over recent decades. It will be worth having had no room for us to live in our house, what with the 100s of big barrels.
But now it’s my time to shine! (somehow… will figure out asap...)
