It takes a big man to cry...
02.07.2025 14:25
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It takes a big man to cry...
After 7 films and 2 television series, I'm guessing the mission might be possible.
It's the gift that keeps on giving...
Listened to your old friend Nockles?...
oh this isn't MY chemical romance, I'm just holding it for a friend
No, these are my formal Crocs. We're at a wedding, Sharon.
ππ’π»π¦π₯ π’π―π₯ ππ°π―π§πΆπ΄π¦π₯ is my favorite film about every single day in 2025.
Me: there are two wolves inside of me. They both love Snausages...
Barista: do you have any real friends?
You gonna finish that?...
A group of failed skeets is called
my timeline.
In this economy?
Fries with that?...
Sometimes, I do the Hokey Pokey and I turn myself around---but still feel empty inside...
what I lack in likes and reposts I make up for in unmitigated gall
sorry i yelled 'five second rule" when you dropped your baby
If movies and television have taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion.
Sorry I'm late. I tried to avoid this entirely.
*Section 31
"I'll have what she's having" but it's universal healthcare
May I interest you in something uninteresting?
Gemini: Like an onion, you contain many layers and tend to make people cry.
Pretty cool how they invented a much cheaper version of the technology that will eventually enslave us all.
idk i just think it's kind of weird that my doctor never asks me if i'm getting enough screentime
