I've seen enough gay romances about hot young bros. I desperately need one about mid-looking, over-40, painfully shy, flannel-wearing dudes that have a meet cute at the Dollar Tree while both reaching for the last 6-pack of Mt. Dew.
Right? I don't even keep photos of real life ish on my phone, let alone photos I didn't even take.
Heard "Wuthering Heights" has ZERO Kate Bush songs in it. 0/10
Drop a performance that deserved an Oscar but didnβt get one.
Reviving this because I just remembered how much I adore Darlene Cates.
Five authors by whom Iβve read at least five books:
Stephen King πΆ
Anne Rice π§π»ββοΈ
Philippa Gregory πΈπ»
Arnaldur IndriΓ°ason π
Gregory Maguire ππ©·
They really gotta stop forcing EJAE to sing Golden like there aren't two other bangers on that soundtrack.
I haven't watched any of this season of Drag Race, but the fact that NOBODY I follow is posting about it tells me all I need to know.
Johnny and Tara several times every episode. #thetraitors
Update: two hours after I posted this I started running a fever and had very lucid dreams all day that I was being arrested by corrupt Juarez police and framed for multiple crimes. I've been binging The Bridge btw.
Apparently norovirus is ripping through my entire immediate family, and NOBODY told me this before I went to my niece's b'day party yesterday. Pray for me.
Benito let's go!!!
Ich hass' den Begriff house burping so verdammt sehr. LΓΌften fΓΌrs Leben.
Not me thinking I could jump back into a video game I last played 5 YEARS AGO.
Lol, he's just generally a dumb little puppy.
Eric couldn't figure out Blue's Clues. #thetraitors
No Big Dick Bee?!
During jΓ³lablΓ³t, it's said that no fighting or work was to be done, either because of veneration or simply due to the weather. Either way, we strive to keep these ways alive to honour our past and our gods. GleΓ°ilegt jΓ³lablΓ³t! #asatru #vanatru #fornsidr #heathensky #pagansky [2/2]
A lit red candle surrounded by festive holiday greenery.
By the old reckoning, tonight's moon marks hΓΆkunΓ³tt/miΓ°svetrarnΓ³tt and the start of the 3-night jΓ³lablΓ³t. Historically, this period celebrated the halfway point of winter and anticipated a good harvest in the year to come. #asatru #vanatru #fornsidr #heathensky #pagansky [1/2]
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
Intro to Architecture
The Bible as Literature
Dance
Public Speaking
Crime Scene Photography
Guess which one had anything to do with my intended career path.
And the gay ghost boy immediately fangirling. ππ€π»
Omg. Jennifer Tilly is in the new season of School Spirits.
Season 2 of The Pitt opening with The Clarks. π€π»
The way you just know none of the other queer contestants are hanging out with Colton in their downtime. #thetraitors
I finished The Buffalo Hunter Hunter yesterday and can't stop thinking about how I need a movie/tv version now!
If Zahn McClarnon were younger I'd π― want him to play Good Stab. I haven't seen much of Tokala Black Elk's acting, be he has such an interesting look that I could really see working.
My pseudo-resolution for the new year was to actually use this more (and certainly for more than π½), and I'm already failing.
Fleisch mit Kraut gegessen. Frohes Neues! π
Joke's on you. It's actually 4 guys and this is their human centipede length.
A close-up, waist-level shot of an adult male sitting on a toilet. He has a mostly-erect penis jutting toward the camera (a Prince Albert piercing is clearly visible) and a contracted scrotum.
Happy Boxing Day, ya filthy animals! #fatcockfriday #fcf #gay #gaycock #hung #nsfw #piercedcock #princealbert #teampierced
Cher on SNL is giving RuPaul-level energy. I'm not mad though.
By the old reckoning, tonight starts the two-moon period known as jΓ³l/Yule. The 3-day jΓ³lablΓ³t starts Feb 1st, during which no fighting or work is to be done. We strive to keep these ways alive to honour our past and our gods. GleΓ°ilegir jΓ³lamΓ‘nuΓ°ir. #asatru #vanatru #fornsidr #heathensky #pagansky
