I could pay my mortgage for a year and have enough money left over for a Herman Miller Aeron
I could pay my mortgage for a year and have enough money left over for a Herman Miller Aeron
I have never purchased a car that cost more than this chair
me posting my hot take on Bluesky
last night we let the IKEA mustard talk
Eric Hinske
it's either Never Get Tired or The Pruitt-Igoe Myth
I'm not doing it for less than 200 smackeroos
youtu.be/T9q6ZkyCYTA?...
we gonna rock down three
FFO the four musicians referenced directly or indirectly in the lyrics (Ramones, Jeff Rosenstock, Piebald, Meat Loaf)????
FFO uhh I'm always real bad at this part uhhhhhh the Pachelbel progression with hell of guitar distortion I guess? FFO a bass guitar that sounds like a big ole spring on one part?? FFO vocals that sound like they were recorded in an actual basement (because they were)???
AYYY NEW MUSIC OUT TODAY ON ALL THE STREAMINGS EXCEPT THAT ONE!!! 2 SONGS ABOUT BASEMENTS AND THE THINGS THAT GO ON IN THEM!!! MAYBE THESE SONGS WILL BE ON AN UPCOMING ALBUM??? MAYBE I'LL GET OFF MY ASS AND FINISH MORE SONGS THIS YEAR??? OKAY BYE!!!
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/album/baseme...
what if it was out right now
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/album/baseme...
what if I put this out on Bandcamp tomorrow and everyone else had to wait until Friday
when I was 18 and voting for the first time I developed my one non-negotiable position, which was that I refused to vote for any member of a party whose stated policy was that I should be killed. used to be there was only one of those.
it's Bat Out of Hell by a mile. it has always been Bat Out of Hell. even before I knew how to use a record player and would just sit in my parents' basement and flip through my dad's records, it was always Bat Out of Hell.
bsky.app/profile/jcsa...
Victims of Chen Weihua Memorial Foundation
return to Web 1.0
the book cover of Dave Barry In Cyberspace
I learned about this and so many more aspects of early Internet culture that I presumably had no business knowing about from the classic work Dave Barry In Cyberspace (RIP to the Trojan Room Coffee Pot)
post old memes to confuse young people
a federal jobs program specifically for Terre Haute, Indiana
the Cardinals team pictures were all like this last year too which makes me assume this is a stylistic choice
"okay everybody make sure to not look happy or excited to be here at all"
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lemme get uhhhhhhhhhg
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