some call me Ox

That actor's name is really Hero Beauregard Falkner Fiennes Tiffin

I need fat gymshark influencers in my virtual life 💖

Yessssssss

Cute aggression is all it is!

May my algorithm always bring me ABC hockey, rugby, and roller derby players and sweet GSD videos, amen.

You know who still have all their teeth? The humans of the pwhl, thats who.

I had some fauxspresso and the caffeine is treating my capillaries right. Not today, Minerva. Not today .

Mega storms are about to start and my head had been trying to birth athena all day

Pals, its not creepy to snuggle your boo and gently whisper you'd cuddle inside their ribs if you could... right? Very normal. I'm sure I'll win this bet!

geese return
as they always do
no papers

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku #poetry #Micropoetry

absolute rockstar 👏

Heaven

Do we get to hear the moon song someday? 🎶

Illustration of a mouse in overalls with mouth open and hands up. In text behind it, "Please give a bitch a break. I work very hard. I'm trying my best. I'm so tired all the goddamn time." Crayon. Chocolate chip cookie.

I can't believe I have to be up this early 🫠

And putting clothes on?! Figuring out what to carry around???

the only answer is more pancakes.

Missiles fired by US, Israel hit two schools near Tehran: Iranian media

Missiles fired by US, Israel hit two schools near Tehran: Iranian media https://aje.news/3kck8y

Jesus H Christ This Fucking Guy

Pure Aquarius energy 💖

I miss so much derby stuff not being on FB but I don't want to go back. Is that a bad choice? Do any of y'all have workarounds? Like is reddit a good replacement? what is lifeeeeeeee

The second pair of skates is still somewhere in Iowa, but is being retrieved. Meanwhile, a third pair is being ordered and sent to my home. My toes/toenail beds are still bruised from skating in the first pair this weekend. I cannot wait for this to be over.

a couple of birds are standing in a grassy field near a body of water . Alt: a couple of birds are standing in a grassy field near a body of water .

Put that bird in her place.

"I guess I hit a nerve. My best skill"

Same, girl. Same. Shoulda been a divisive political pundit.

I am never getting these skates :/

Who needs fidget toys when you gots paper clips

bring me the thundaaaaa

We loves a rainy day, precious

Text: trans rights are human rights, over flowers, blue/white/pink referencing trans flag, by Transpainter.

Today and every day.

In the grand scheme of things, this is a nothingburger (a word I recently learned and am obsessed with)

But Pickleman's perfect, delicious, stunning meatball sub is no longer available and it is my emotional support meatball sub and now I have to find a new one 😭

The only plan should be abolish and prosecute ICE.

two tarot cards on a very sunny desk - the five of swords and Empress. Deck is Queer Crow Death Magic Tarot.

today's card pull on this gloriously sunny morning: there's something you're avoiding admitting to yourself because there's shame around it. Remember to parent yourself with kindness, compassion and generosity and this will help you move towards acceptance #tarot #cotd #dailytarot