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@thesoccerdm

β€œThat soccer guy.” Liquor Enthusiast. Documentary featured soccer tweeter. Amateur dungeon master.

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Never in doubt.

#Arsenal

04.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Noni Madueke’s face over a field of stars with the phrase β€œThere is Noni to be upset”

Noni Madueke’s face over a field of stars with the phrase β€œThere is Noni to be upset”

12.02.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could have done without the fucking AI slop.

Hire real artists, Italy.

07.02.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The French Olympic opening ceremony outfits were designed by Rob Liefeld

07.02.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like a Michael Bradley PK

07.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would have had money on Snoop performing with Kid Rock at the Trump halftime show.

07.02.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had no idea I needed to see Sabrina Carpenter singing with a bunch of chickens but I absolutely did.

So glad The Muppet Show is back.

05.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Noni but love it for Kai too

03.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

60 million down the drain,
KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN

03.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a penalty.

He wins the ball initially but absolutely trips Martinelli after as he’s trying to run back on the ball

03.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She said if Vik wasn’t there, Guiu would have been on the line facing the play and able to clear the ball.

That is an absurdly huge stretch.

If Gyokores was a step or two further back, Guiu would have been still been right next to him with his arms draped all over him

14.01.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Christina Unkel, do better.

That was absolutely absurd analysis claiming the Ben White goal should have been ruled out for offsides.

You’re better than that.

14.01.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll say this about the Martinelli thing with Bradley…

If you want a player to respect you possibly being injured, don’t call wolf the entire fucking match.

08.01.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We can complete a simple pass

08.01.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Szobosz-dive was right there for the taking

08.01.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@amylawrence.bsky.social was that a β€œfuck off” win or a β€œfuck you” win?

30.12.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Player is lucky. Probably took every bit of restraint that cop possessed to not follow through with his natural instinct to pull out his gun and shoot a black man.

15.11.2025 20:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Megyn β€œif there’s grass on the field, play ball” Kelly

14.11.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man shut up.

Your entire state flipped in open revolt of what Trump and the conservatives are doing and then you just caved for nothing but a promise.

You are an absolute disgrace

10.11.2025 04:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At what point have you ever fought?

All you do is back down over and over and over. You are an absolute coward and a disgrace.

10.11.2025 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@durbin.senate.gov you absolute coward.

10.11.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

10.11.2025 02:31 πŸ‘ 15186 πŸ” 4091 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 202

What was the point of the shutdown if you’re just going to cave for nothing?

Why even bother?

10.11.2025 03:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WORKING

10.11.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They caved and got absolutely fucking nothing.

These absolute shitheel cowards.

10.11.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Democratic Party is pointless

10.11.2025 02:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never forget these amazing Sunderland fans once sang songs for a child rapist.

08.11.2025 18:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god all these conservative ass football coaches fucking deserve to lose.

19.10.2025 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3rd and 5 and you run it up the middle.

God I hate the fucking Eagles.

A missed FG is exactly what you deserve.

19.10.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I see Anthony Taylor, I am reminded that Arsene Wenger was right about him.

Disgrace to his profession.

18.10.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0