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You have 20% of your primordial pneuma remaining. Activate SemenSaver Mode to conserve essence by shooting smaller loads.

08.03.2026 01:12 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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can the “labor” “theory” of “value” explain this? i thought not. your move, Marxists. youtube.com/watch?v=CUmm...

07.03.2026 11:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

having “seen nature,” grasped “3000 things in 1 thought,” my mind a polished mirror, i want for nothing. before departing birth/death, why not transmit my meagre learning to a dharma heir? i take a lecturer position at a business school & write on the blackboard:

COSTS + PROFIT MARGIN = UNIT PRICE

07.03.2026 10:57 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thanks but i found out suddenly it will do me little good to take it rn so i gave up and am taking the train home. i will take it when i am well-rested instead

07.03.2026 10:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wow

07.03.2026 09:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sister.gay 🧘‍♀️

07.03.2026 09:17 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

watching an old lady look at an AI video of a girl with robot legs and then post the link to her wechat

07.03.2026 09:36 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

visiting the ameriKKKan suburb has actually made me less cynical. previously i was inclined to think the unjust would receive no punishment in this world. now i find it impossible to believe that whatever experience they’ve created for themselves can be called happiness. let’s all cultivate virtue

07.03.2026 09:06 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

sorry my posts are super annoying lately

07.03.2026 08:59 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the US is much like maoist china in that its institutions don’t meet any procedural criterion for effective democracy and yet the state’s actions profoundly and mysteriously reflect the people’s soul. except the ameriKKKan people are evil

07.03.2026 08:51 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

is it true they make you sign your soul away to finance it

07.03.2026 08:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i have a wonderful hua thai sefure i'm planning to try to lock down only to fumble really badly by being what the kids are calling "avoidant." desafortunadamente i def need a job. i've been looking like fasting siddhartha too long

07.03.2026 06:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i always want to be sympathetic for edginess points but PRC newspeak is so cringe and ESL that i can't. "Chinese mainland" for mainland China, "China's Xizang" for Tibet, "China Taipei Pingdong 中国台北屏東" for Pingdong (v far from Taipei!), CPC for CCP. goofy

07.03.2026 06:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

started studying chinese 3.5 years ago. taking C1 test tomorrow while jetlagged to the greatest degree possible for the human body. 50/50 on whether i'll pass it but planning to throw a fit if i don't. incidentally also now NEET again after 3.5 years. thinking of getting a job/gf

07.03.2026 06:22 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

to avoid stirring controversy over whether America refers to the continent or the country, i will henceforth be referring to the United States as "Chinese Washington, D.C."

07.03.2026 06:20 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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vegan dog

07.03.2026 05:12 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

science can’t explain this

07.03.2026 01:06 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hes 35

07.03.2026 01:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dog died in pobnellion-involved incident

06.03.2026 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you should have to spend 30 days in jail and lose your job for making a misogynistic post online

06.03.2026 23:25 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bike

06.03.2026 16:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

getting executed after writing a horrifically orientalist piece where i link this to Xunzi, shanzhai, bonsai, and the late imperial pederastic taste for female impersonators over real wombyn

06.03.2026 01:01 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump announces that to reduce transsexual fraud, US passports for biofemoids will henceforth be issued in shades of pink matched to the pussy portrait now set to replace the possessor’s headshot. Passport covers for American® CockMen™ available in Proud White or Camo.

05.03.2026 21:42 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10,000 9/11s on the irredeemable ameriKKKan nation and its “people”

05.03.2026 15:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

annihilation of space by time vs annihilation of life by space

05.03.2026 12:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i just spent 2 weeks in amerikkka giving white women miscarriages with my mind. here’s what i learned:

05.03.2026 11:57 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The sweaty Nazi internet nerd hegseth announcement of this being called “operation epic fury” followed by the immediate news that they had bombed 100+ school girls to death, this evil empire has to die and all the fucking ghouls behind the wheel need to face ultimate consequences

04.03.2026 00:29 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I want to punch a horse so bad

03.03.2026 22:15 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

lmk if you can get me a job in taiwan

03.03.2026 18:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Teaching undergrads how to count: "1, 2, 3" (bracing myself) "4, 5" (teeth clenched) "6, 7"
*Undergrads start screaming and yelling at deafening volume. Child 3 (19 M) throws a labubu iphone at my eye. Child 7 (22 M) accuses me of being a groomer. Child 12 (25 F) asks me why I'm proship. FML.

02.03.2026 21:16 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0