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Oi 👀

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Olá gente sdds

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pouca idade pra MUITA tomação no cu

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Vai ficar com raiva mesmo?
Eu:

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Segunda-feira:

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o fim do domingo é triste mas o começo da segunda é pior ainda

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tô começando a abrir o bluesky tal qual eu abria o twitter antes..
me sentindo quase em casa

Queria essa skin do menino neymar

Eu tbm

Meus pêsames

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Um mico: acordar cedo em pleno domingo.

Meu cedo: 13:00 da tarde

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um medo: o tiktok ser banido e todo mundo migrar pro kwai

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-vamos sair?
-vamos
-fulano vai com a gente

eu:

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vou me matar em pleno setembro amarelo fodase

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eu quando alguém toca no meu cabelo sem permissão

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*fulano publicou um threads pela primeira vez* e nois com isso porra

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odeio visitas, saia da minha casa e vá pra sua

Fato, não ?

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“seu futuro só depende de vc”

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um mico: voltar com o ex que te traiu

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“ dormiu bem? “ como você tá? “ saudade de você “

Curte aí kakakaka entre pain e vivo prefiro pain

Eu Não Plantei Tudo Isso Que Tô
Colhendo Não Sabotaram A Minha Horta.

Como ?

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sinto TANTA inveja desses gatinhos

1 semana separados…

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