Dave Lifton

She’s leaving to spend more time ruining Corey Lewandowski’s family.

Does that include the mural on the Uptown Broadway Building?

“No, it’s pronounced ‘Eye-gor.’”

This old man regularly rants at the exact same thing...

Brilliant timing, LinkedIn.

"You'll get my FIFA Peace Prize when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."

Would have to be the real one. The fakes couldn’t get away with wearing sunglasses inside the UN.

To be fair though, she'd probably do less damage than any other member of the administration.

When all this is over, strip all of them of their credentials. Disbar the lawyers, take away their medical licenses. Make it impossible for them to do the things they were trained in.

Like, their ability to stack joke on top of joke was unparalleled.

I don’t forget that, just before that moment, Skinner called Ralph to get the bad news and Ralph shouts, “I win!”

My Cousin Vinny - Everything That Guy Just Said Is Bullshit. YouTube video by General Obi Wan Kenobi

I’m not watching, but just remember the proper rebuttal to everything that comes out of him.

youtu.be/pDmGhethEoQ?...

She was so racist she didn't even marry outside her own family.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

A Tkachuk, probably.

We don’t claim Wayne Gretzky either.

So apparently the key to U.S. gold is having a member of Dave Christian’s family on the ice.

J’ACCUSE!!!

Every time Kenny Albert says “Jack Hughes” I think of the Dreyfus Affair.

I hope that, going into the third period, Sullivan repeats Brooks' "Your fucking graves" speech.

When life imitates Douglas Adams.

"It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

Full context here: www.goodreads.com/quotes/40705...

This drop could largely be because I haven't placed a bet since before Thanksgiving.

Never knew that, even though I was already a fan.

Paul Krugman or Michael Kors. Then again, Amy Fisher didn't graduate (I think).

I was a big gymnastics fan back in the day, so Kurt Thomas is the one that always comes to mind when I think about boycotts.

And lack of self-awareness.

Oh, fucking Christ...

The jibarito.

...that we know of.