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Captain Reverend Melbourne

@captrevmelbourne

Former Jack of All Trades | Social Worker for Social Justice 30 | Trans Masculine | Michigander πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈβœŠπŸΏ

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there's always a John Waters quote, it seems

20.09.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 5115 πŸ” 2252 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 7

Trans rights are human rights.

17.09.2025 14:54 πŸ‘ 28719 πŸ” 5632 πŸ’¬ 384 πŸ“Œ 201

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country…

Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.

And America shrugged and moved on.

10.09.2025 20:53 πŸ‘ 24704 πŸ” 7086 πŸ’¬ 869 πŸ“Œ 352

Hey so just fyi, if you're abandoning trans rights you're abandoning all civil rights

At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for

This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too

24.08.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 3000 πŸ” 894 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 37
A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption β€œI don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers

A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption β€œI don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

15.08.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 22284 πŸ” 7860 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 78

@testsubject777.bsky.social’s ocs be like

16.08.2025 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s just a lil guy!!!!

11.08.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

-Andre the Giant

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

24.07.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 40983 πŸ” 8977 πŸ’¬ 511 πŸ“Œ 333

Of course Im the lovable bastard! Just look at me!

19.07.2025 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I got these :3

18.07.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like he’s been confused this whole time lol

17.07.2025 11:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, the top surgery has you feeling bold lmao

16.07.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trans person: So WHY should Ds turn against trans ppl?

BNMW: Trans rights is a loser issue. If we dump trans rights, we'll pick up more ppl than we'll lose. This is winning politics.

TP: OK, but I won't be voting D.

BNMW: You have to vote D! Otherwise we'll lose & fascism will be ALL YOUR FAULT!

16.07.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re so pretty! And they’re playing BOTW!!!!!

15.07.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wake it up dolls, time for a stream schedule!

09.07.2025 12:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A brown tabby polydactyl cat covered by laundry. One paw is outstretched, showing off his many toes

A brown tabby polydactyl cat covered by laundry. One paw is outstretched, showing off his many toes

A sleeping brown tabby polydactyl cat with his face down in his giant paws

A sleeping brown tabby polydactyl cat with his face down in his giant paws

A handsome brown tabby polydactyl cat sitting upright.

A handsome brown tabby polydactyl cat sitting upright.

I straight up thought you had a pic of my baby boy Kirby for a sec

04.07.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Watch them! They’re so pretty and funny and amazing!

30.06.2025 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A two pane comic panel of a bunny. In the first pane, the bunny is sitting in the grass with sparkles. In the second panel, the background darkens to black, the sparkles disappear and there's text floating above saying "Touching grass isn't enough. I need money".

A two pane comic panel of a bunny. In the first pane, the bunny is sitting in the grass with sparkles. In the second panel, the background darkens to black, the sparkles disappear and there's text floating above saying "Touching grass isn't enough. I need money".

Today's mood until Friday:

28.10.2024 18:01 πŸ‘ 1890 πŸ” 721 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

I need my brain fixed! What was the song????

19.06.2025 10:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Healthcare, not bombs.
Childcare, not bombs.
Housing, not bombs.
College, not bombs.
Reparations, not bombs.

We can have better. We need better.

17.06.2025 16:28 πŸ‘ 477 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed β€œenemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

06.06.2025 04:11 πŸ‘ 7335 πŸ” 1035 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 30
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Both Breonna Taylor and Tyre Nichols were born on this day 32 years ago.

Both should be surrounded by family and friends to celebrate their birthdays today.

05.06.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 540 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Smoke season is upon us. Check in on your folks today as our air quality tanks. I hate how this has become a regular thing and will only get worse as our climate does

05.06.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Pride Month! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

01.06.2025 13:09 πŸ‘ 21640 πŸ” 3467 πŸ’¬ 189 πŸ“Œ 124

Happy pride!!!!

01.06.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

31.05.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 12053 πŸ” 2081 πŸ’¬ 145 πŸ“Œ 63
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On this day in 1921, white supremacist burned down the Greenwood district of Tulsa, known as Black Walk Street.

Reparations are owed to Black American descendants of slavery, not just for the harms of slavery, but for everything that followed as well.

31.05.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 555 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 8

As someone who fixes cars as a hobby and genuinely loves driving, I wish they were never invented. Car culture is a cancer. We all deserve better, safer, more accessible modes of transportation.

31.05.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The internet- β€œI can’t believe Kid Cudi is nonbinary!”

Me, a trans, remembering listening to Day & Night while smoking spliffs made with sidewalk cigarettes and questioning my gender.- β€œYou can’t believe Kid Cudi is nonbinary?”

28.05.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0