Nozzo Phresh

tired of pretending like the nissin cup noodles arent ASSSSSSSS

flavourless bullshit in a cup

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

people that hate cats are so funny to me because the things they complain about also are complaints autistic people hear about themselves “unfriendly” “unapproachable” “mean” etc

meanwhile the cats and the autistics are just minding our business and not seeking validation from someone

Do not speak it into existence

PTSD not just from their bullshit on its own, but also

WCW
ECW
WWA
XWF
WXO
MLW
WrestleLicious
WSX
ECW (Again!)
WRP
LU

And any other promotion who "got a TV deal!!" and then immediately died between 2001-2019

Things you love to see...

AEW fans taking the proverbial out of the feds.

“A country that can instantly fund endless wars but debates every dime for healthcare and education doesn't have a budget issue--it has a values issue."

A billion dollars a day going towards the war in Iran so far.

MMA Fighter. Not smart enough to be a wrestler.

Congratulations to #LeBronJames on becoming the #NBA's All-Time Leader In Field Goals Made. 🙂💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜🏀👑

Revolution is always a banger. AEW always pulls out all the stops for their first ppv every year. This year looks to be another classic

Ok man

How is Markwayne Mullin not Arkansas’ starting quarterback

Cool nose ring though, I can tell this guy doesn't play by our pussy ass rules

People don't accept that "legal things work a certain way and they take a certain amount of time" because weve watched the law get trounced on every single day

It's like if someone were getting beat up just across the street from you, Dems would go "We can't possibly help, that would be jaywalking"

You're doing His work

C'mon like you never want 100 of something on a hot ass day?!

My man! You get it

Imagine hearing "Whoop..." with a Canadian accent

I'm AEW 4L but man, a Cheryl lookalike coming to NXT might be the one thing that could get me to jump...

It was kinda wild to watch that guy accidentally trip over the entire fucking point in real time

Massie on Newsmax: "We're not getting the answers we need from Pam Bondi. I just spent 3 hours at the DOJ this week looking at the unredacted files. And I'm finding evidence of files they haven't released yet." (Note that the Newsmax anchor agrees with him!)

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speaks with reporters. (AP / Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

AOC: “That’s one reason he must be removed from office - if the Epstein files have such a hold on Trump & this admin that they are willing to plunge us & risk world war in order to save themselves politically - that is the definition of someone who cant make objective decisions for the American ppl”

We're all adults here at this casino, we can call it a shits table

I couldn't help it man, their eyes were just SO wide

The Harts are friends of the cats, they would never

THIS IS WHAT I BEEN TALKING ABOUT!!!!

Hell yeah!!

TREMENDOUS work on this, maybe your best so far (at least that I've seen you put your name to here)

And thank you for contributing to my Lady Frost agenda!!

ICE. COLD. KILLER.

All new vignette for Lady Frost!!❄️❤️‍🔥

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

I generally range from highly positive to pretty unbothered about #AEW booking, but the reliance on double champs is starting to wear on me just a bit. There are so many great wrestlers on the roster, it would be great to see that love spread to more of them.

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.