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@planetofthemoon

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

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HIS MOTHER MADE THE HAT BUT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE HAT

03.03.2026 06:59 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FEAR NOT. THE FOURTH HAT RENAISSANCE IS NIGH.

03.03.2026 06:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE HARD TO THE LEFT.

03.03.2026 06:46 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IF THE AMERICAN POPE DOES NOT CANONIZE DOLLY PARTON, WHY IS THERE EVEN AN AMERICAN POPE

02.03.2026 05:42 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK.

28.02.2026 04:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YOU HAVE CHOSEN WAR…SO BE IT.

28.02.2026 04:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
28.02.2026 04:03 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

THEY BETTER BE NINJA CATS, BECAUSE FIRST THEY WILL HAVE TO GET PAST THE RACCOONS.

28.02.2026 04:01 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

“OKAY COMMISSIONER GORDON, FIRST TURN ON THE BAT SIGNAL, AND IF I’M NOT THERE IN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES, USE THE PHONE TO CALL ME.”

28.02.2026 03:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THIS IS AN AWFUL LOT OF HUBRIS COMING FROM A BACTERIA RIDDEN SHITHOLE RUN BY ELON MUSK.

13.02.2026 04:58 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND.

13.02.2026 04:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TAKE HEED, PLANET EARTH.

13.02.2026 03:15 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

don't know who needs to hear this, but do not fuck with the Moon

12.02.2026 17:16 👍 497 🔁 54 💬 27 📌 120

ONE DOES NOT FUCK WITH THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND LIVE.

13.02.2026 03:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BUT WHO MAKES THE LAWS, SEAN?

31.01.2026 06:12 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

CORRECT.

24.01.2026 00:38 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

CORRECT.

07.01.2026 12:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CORRECT.

03.01.2026 18:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT SCRAPPY DOO?

29.12.2025 04:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WE DO NOT OWN A TELEPHONE.

18.12.2025 01:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE FORCE MAY BE WITH YOU, BUT ARE YOU ONE WITH THE FORCE?

18.12.2025 01:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Time person of the year cover for 2025

Time person of the year cover for 2025

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

12.12.2025 04:00 👍 24045 🔁 4385 💬 877 📌 668

WE DO NOT CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. STRANGE PEOPLE CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS.

13.11.2025 05:44 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The moon. Maybe a Super Moon.

The moon. Maybe a Super Moon.

Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good grace.

06.11.2025 04:14 👍 761 🔁 105 💬 11 📌 5

NEW DRUGS.

05.11.2025 14:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TAKE A GOOD LOOK, PERVERTS.

28.10.2025 05:49 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

STILL WAITING.

28.10.2025 05:46 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

FOR THE NEW GUY.

bsky.app/profile/plan...

27.10.2025 05:05 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[FILLING OUT A JOB APPLICATION]

25.10.2025 05:23 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT IS IT LIKE INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

24.10.2025 20:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0