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Shark Girl
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
It has come to my attention that some of you have never seen Tom Holland's "Umbrella" on Lip Sync Battle.
The world's a dumpster fire so here, feel 2.5 minutes of joy:
youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.
truly a show with something for everyone 😄
and according to most of the fics, you can do them both at the same time
you can also get marco the doordash guy to bring you beer
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Cruelty to trans folks will not make the groceries cheaper, the environment better, houses more affordable or healthcare free. It’s just gross cruelty and a blatant disregard for their human rights
woman with child and a sword called sufferage holding back the ravening beast of war Give Her the Right Weapon and She Will Kill the Beast
Nelson Greene
“Puck”, May 22, 1915
Huh, I would have put Etienne as Ross and Jacky as Chandler
I have yet to be disappointed by the directors. Really looking forward to Ready or Not 2.
Oh 100%. I'm kind of fascinated to see what actor gets the role
He's on theme at least!
the scene in lord of the rings where gandalf is like "would you deny an old man his walking stick" except it's this
@sianofhel.bsky.social Did you see this? www.instagram.com/reel/DUtz7nL...
Starmer is a great example to Democrats--you'd better as hell stand for something and fight when you win in 28 or the fascist victory in the 30 midterms and 32 general will make Trump look like Gandhi
This is what I need cis folks to understand.
It's been a decade.
Imagine living TEN FUCKING YEARS watching as a blatant, artificial campaign to erase your personhood, your identity and your safety chugs along, increasing in power every single day, and most people don't care or dismiss it
Generation Hope being 16 years old is a brutal memento mori.
I'm curious - do you use playlists in the same way for RPGs, whether in terms of writing, GMing or playing? Over the last few years, I've found making a character playlist is an essential part of forging them for me.
[girds loins]
the fact that we have to spend this much time identifying robots and we don't even get the flying cars is unconscionable
"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner
furiously tapping the "public education is one of the most important issues in our time because literacy rates are plummeting" sign because this video identifies a key symptom: literally every dipshit internet argument ever.
LeAnn Rimes skids across the rooftop. Clutches her bleeding arm. The pale crescent flinches, a gash visible across its lowest sea. After parroting the party line all these years, her suspicions are finally confirmed. She can, in fact, fight the moonlight.
And she's winning.
Idk maybe it's just a Thing That Happened and actually there isn't a side to take or a battle to fight. Maybe it's just fucked up in a couple of different ways and all you can say is that it's a shame.
A foundational stone in my love of comics was going to the dump with my dad and encountering a guy who was, for some reason, disposing of the Death and Return trades there, and instead decided to give them to me.
shout out to melted cheese
i hope it does the job!
