manghoe

at its core you cannot ruin the home run derby simply because it is the pure essence of beefy lad hit ball far

"new pope day" fucking rules for medieval joke enthusiasts as much as it does for sincere catholics

Oh, so it's suddenly very easy to refer to someone by their chosen name now? Almost like it's not hard to begin with.

new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*

The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic

she gamma on my ray till i burst

Her inside access once again proves to be so uninvaluable.

"as a cold war kid, i'm happy that Ronald Reagan was in office" - Elissa Slotkin, the official Democratic response to Trump

oh hell yeah baby that's the winning message!!!

my god we are cooked

i love all my followers. and you all love me

The original Shiba Inu doge meme

going back in time to tell myself this image is going to end the human race

brunette time!!!

SHES HERE

No, it's on Saturday!

should i buy myself a new keyboard for my birthday or no

HA fuck you mahomes

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

fuck you kyleena all my homies love paraguard. also shoutout to my doctor who actually listened to me and gave me pain meds

My dear, I would love to help but I don't have anything to spare. Hopefully someone else who sees this post will.

a whole bunch of people are about to find out how much federal help they (and their jobs) get.

stop being french

i wrote this poem in college 2 years ago. you may have seen the video but here’s the typed version. i hope ya like it.

starting another skyrim run before even getting close to finishing your first one again, queen?

A screen capture from ELDEN RING. I am in Ordina Evergaol, in full Black Knife armour, with a massive greatsword propped limply on my shoulder, on half a bar of health.

[audibly drained and on the verge of tears] Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm... it's fine. I'm fine

finally got off that god forsaken place. locked everything up and left only memories. it's such a cesspool

ok i need hourly shitpost on here now

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

how can we spin it so trump pardons luigi

not them booing the SEC lmaooo

get mad