Evan Markfield

Hague time

Our allies blew up hundreds of millions of dollars of your tax money for reasons that aren't clear to anyone other than an old rapist is mad no one came to his birthday party

You sound like an unhinged person if you in plain words describe what’s happening, but the Trump admin demanded Anthropic’s AI be able to kill things for it w/out human approval and also do mass surveillance.

Anthropic said no, and now the admin is trying to destroy the company in retaliation.

I do appreciate a company whose logo is a straight-up butthole telling the Pentagon where to stick it.

Oh hahaha ... Now I see what you meant!

I'd root for you to get one, but that feels like I'm rooting for you to have expensive car trouble, so maybe not 😂

Was rocking my Tyrannosaurus Wrench shirt yesterday!

This is such a game-show-ass state of the union

What the fuck are you talking about. Look at the picture. He's a demented racist stroke victim being puppeted around by Nazis between indulging in half imagined, misremembered grifts and grudges from the Carter administration. "Turn things around"?

#sotu is how the maga side of the room gets in its annual leg day

And they just sit there

*googles how to make a gif*

"And pizza for lunch every day! And no homework!"

*ok apparently anyone of them who isn't Connor Hellebuyck. If they're gonna give you the presidential medal of freedom over one hockey game, you prolly gotta show up

can’t spell Dale Earnhardt International without DEI 🙌🏻

I'll say it: Fuck the USA men's hockey team for being a cheap prop for an aspiring dictator. Any one of them could've opted out.

He's doing the weird breathing in thing. He's slurring like he's six margs deep. He's playing all the post-stroke hits.

I’ve come to realize people think slurs are just words that hurt our feelings. No. Slurs, particularly the N-word, F-word, antisemitic terms etc. aren’t taboo because of that. It’s because historically when these terms are said they precede or pair with pitchforks, torches, lynchings & gas chambers.

The Dunkin Bucket, which is 48oz of iced coffee

The Dunkin Bucket is the He’s Not Here cup, but for iced coffee. www.masslive.com/entertainmen...

It's wild there's a fight at all. That the media isn't double and tripling down on this heinous shit is crazy. This is stuff the American people need to see. Stuff the world needs to see. These are the people influencing global politics and sucking up your tax money while trafficking and raping kids

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

A PBS kids post of buster from Arthur with sunglasses on waving with the caption “we always loved a bad bunny”

PBS kids is sending me

Tar Heel to Tar Heel Super Bowl touchdown! (Pregame intros notwithstanding)

My takeaway from this rant is even Trump didn’t watch that Kid Rock thing.

This absolutely rules

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

What a fun halftime show! I'd feel bad for anyone watching the "other" one if they deserved such sympathy. But alas.

Bad Bunny Halftime Show doing an easter egg to the 49ers substation electromagnetic field conspiracy theory.

i know. but i can't let it go unmentioned!