Sky Mix is showing the last ever episode of Star Trek TNG on Wednesday. What will I do at 7pm every weeknight now?
Ah, they’re just starting over again with S1 E1. As you were
You must be new here
What. That’s a font.
Are you saying the fire is a hoax? OMG THIS IS HUGE!
8 x 100 =800. 10 x 9 + 7 and take it off
703
I do like it when I’m being tailgated and the limit goes from 30 to 60 going up a hill because they get to see me disappear into the distance
I need a filling replaced so it’ll be a total of £230 🥳
A rat-faced little chav in a Peugeot was tailgating me through Sidmouth and when I gently slowed down for the 20 limit he went absolutely mental.
Quite enjoyed it tbh
hehe
Went Aldi. Duck wraps, packet of crisps for sharing that I did not share
Dentist later. £90 for a check up, scale and polish. I’m already furious
Is it lunchtime yet yes
Just plonked down on this ergonomic 5 wheeled adjustable office chair and one of my balls got in the way
Found his Instagram
It’s like ITV’s adaptation of Murder Is Easy. Whenever Miss Marple is asked a question I say the correct reply in my head, which is “Oh, I don’t know dear. I’m not supposed to be in this one”
I think we all want you to do that
At least with music streaming I’ve left behind the risk of a friend editing song titles in iTunes by changing “Heart” to “Arse” and having them sync to my iPhone as
Arsebreaker
It’s an Arseache
Too Many Broken Arses
Total Eclipse of the Arse
Don’t Go Breaking My Arse
He should have been in it more and also naked
“Oh, I change my number all the time but we can message on [something else]”
Always wanted to
How is that possible
I guess people rely on the automatic labels. The ones that are currently broken
Did you see the episode where Harry sucked him off while Q fingered his hole?
Label your nudes
The pottery throw down final is on at NINE PEE EMM tonight!
I’ve been 100% vegan today apart from the honey on my porridge, a splash of milk in my tea and the pork stir fry I just had for dinner
Put your recycling out prior to the time required by your local authority but not so early as to breach the recycling collections regulations
Are you not getting ploughed relentlessly by the rugby team I sent over?
He’s licking Jessica out right now
