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SamWithoutAPlan - Twitch 🧟 The Final Quest & Trophy Clean Up🧟‍♀️ | 10 Year Streamiversary All Year! | @samwithoutaplan

Only 2 trophies away from the plat in RE9 and I have to do The Final Quest to get it.

It's my 10 year streaming anniversary this year and tonight I'm playing RE9 again before I start challenge runs

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King of All Cosmos says today is a good day for rolling.

My mom said she can drive us over to WWIII or pick us up but she's not gonna do both.

My mom said she can drive us over to WWIII or pick us up but she's not gonna do both.

Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil in a wedding chapel. Text says I'm getting married but I see Leon Kennedy in the crowd.

Cried literal tears on stream at the end of RE9 😭

i’ve been posting a lot less lately because most stuff i want to say can only be said inside my home to the person who can invoke spousal privilege if asked to testify about what i said 🥰

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

The scariest thing in Resident Evil Requiem was when Leon's shotgun strap kept getting an erection.

Retro video game Lollipop Chainsaw for the PS3

I've been looking for this game, in its original case, for years! Finally found it at a goodwill of all places.

🤠

Frank Gallagher from Shameless looking dirty with old grey beanie.

Frank Gallagher from Shameless looking dirty with sleeveless tank and denim shorts

Frank Gallagher from Shameless looking dirty with old grey beanie and head to toe denim.

How I look when he calls me beautiful

You ever see a post so good it makes you mad you didn't think of it first? This is mine

"You're so funny!"

Thanks, I'm never allowed to eat grapefruit.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

It's so freakin good!!

New logo looking slick af

Help Help isn't available

Took over a shop where the previous owner 'created' his own POS system. Needless to say it never worked. Went to the help menu and you're met with help is unavailable.

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

The Long Walk movie poster

Truly one of the best films I've seen in a long time.

Give David Johnson every award imaginable right now.

This is so sad. Did you see the episode he was on for Brilliant Minds?

What I've always wanted. A Care Bear with human teeth hahah

Lord Of The Rings plush named the Fuggler

I'm no Lord of the Rings expert but I don't remember anyone called the Fuggler

If you won't chip in your buck-o-five who will?

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Didn't realize this was published! If you want to read some great QA stories (including one from me about Demonschool!) go give it a read!

Iron Deficient Maiden

I love a traumatized man in a puffer vest. Yummmm

As someone who used to live in Beaverton, I assure you, there is no conflict resolution with Beavers. Beavers will win every single time.

An absolute Diva. Always bet on overly confident men being overly confident.