We need an upgrade on Murphy and Elanga and some functional strikers first. At least he contributes goals, sometimes.
08.03.2026 18:21
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We need an upgrade on Murphy and Elanga and some functional strikers first. At least he contributes goals, sometimes.
Would be fine if Newcastle weren’t utter shite every other game. Last 16 of the CL, LC semi, FA cup still - should be great fun but it’s not been
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
Page 2 of the Viz cartoon
Here’s page 2. It gets worse
A cartoon from Viz called Terror in NYC
This piece of brilliance from @vizcomic.bsky.social is the story of my life
Wissa’s reaction to spotting Miley as captain at full time was glorious. “Whaaaaat? This kid man!”
Fantastic night for Jesus. Fully deserved.
Easter Saturday
Aftermath Barbers in Catford. What came before?
In Catford back in the day.
Jeff Vandermeer’s Southern Reach series is fantastic.
Innkeeper pooled resources with the inn to the north, buys horses that only go back and forth between them. Does the same with the inn to the south. Maybe, I’m guessing.
Fairly sassy Madonna here
Less of the “normal” here, Gershwin
It is unique, I’ll give them that
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Bring them to the pub, it’ll be fine
Michael Connelly does this. Various real films adaptations are referenced in universe - I think Bosch pays for his house with the proceeds of consulting on one based on a case he worked.
My memory of Robert is him scoring free kicks from somewhere between 18-yd box and half way that were still rising. I’d love it if HB added that to his game.
Follow up
Grok claiming Elon Musk to be the greatest person in the modern world.
ChatGPT saying that its impossible to define “greatest person in the modern world”
It really does this.
Indeed. We’ve spotted some players that have signed for Madrid / City. Which is nice.
One of those may be in South America, where Newcastle have been making noises recently. Head of recruitment Steve Nickson has been building a network in Brazil and recently they enquired about Vasco de Gama's exciting 19- year-old forward Rayan, who has 12 goals in Brazil's Serie A and is rated at £25m by his club. Would Newcastle really take the risk? They have been close recently without fully taking the plunge.
A screenshot of the Northumberland Gazette website, featuring the typo-afflicted headline “Creepy clue cunt at Warkworth Castle”
Never change Northumberland Gazette.
This is her sister Elizabeth doing some pruning at Guyzance Mill House
www.ancestry.co.uk/sharing/4909...
Thank you for this! Looking for family resemblances now.
Is this an AI slop picture of a crap Christmas jumper? Or a crap AI slop real Christmas jumper? Who knows…
Please that would be interesting.
Elizabeth is our branch, married a Wilson and had my grandad. Plus 7 others. Big families in those days!
My bro did our family tree, found out that our Dad’s aunt was married to a Rowell who I think was the family friend present when the accident occurred / possibly was present herself. No family connection at that point. Rowell was given a commendation for his actions afterwards.
Grandad’s mum was a Robson, one of her siblings was William’s father.
