TheMythicalMatty 🔞

Am I mutual enough?

Oh no I feel you, there are times where I feel like I was selfish and I tried to give back. Just so I can feel something that isn't regret. But nobody wants anything from me. No matter how hard I try, they just want to throw me away like I'm trash.

,wasting money on NSFW comms just to fill the vast hole I had in place of everything I had and lost, and living in pure regret unable to go back. You deserve to live your life to it's fullest, I don't even deserve to be born.

If you want my advice: Cherish what you have right now, you'll never know how long you'll have it. This is coming from someone who lost everything, all because I lashed out at my friends even those closest to me, said horrible things on twitter without knowing what they meant, being a degen horn dog

Bro wants a hug from his mom

Can confirm, he went down like an old man.

Ib

i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo

the pokopia logo, but it says "hey so i found the generator, but i have no references or advertisements to make but can you repost this one anyway?"

Am I the first to do this?

Never thought I hear that word again.

i like browt
#pokemon #hoopsart

Doodles of Browt, Pombon and Gecqua the new Pokemon but stylized to have the proportions of Pitch, Awoofy and Fecto Forgo from Kirby

i drew the new pokemon starters theyre pretty cool

Digital drawing of Kieran and Ogerpon, from Pokémon Scarlet and Violet.

🍃🎶 #art #pokemon

I think I finally reached 100 followers on this account? I dunno, I had like 2 Palestine donation scam bots follow me and they won’t go away even if I block them.

I mean it’s great that you’re still around and here of all places. Wish I was willing to post here as often as you do, but I just don’t feel like posting to social media anymore.

I still like and repost so at least I can be supportive.

He’s gaming…

Awww no way Sonic zombie 2

These two were gonna kill each other if I didn't give them the equal amount of treatment.

I will show you

GOLDEN SIGMAS

Not anymore lol

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Litwick jumpscare as marketable material was not on my bingo card.

Based on the promo art of Rosalina in the Mario Galaxy movie. Most everyone went to jokes about it looking like she had a penis, meanwhile my first thought was "Haha, Captain Falcon knee of justice"

The 5 ft purple trash bag :)

New poster for Bowser in ‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’.