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Megan

@theroadnotmegan

I am never going to another planet with you again.

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So unsettling that once or twice a year, every year, a pedestrian is killed on my old walking commute.

07.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I simply don’t care what Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend has to say about things.

07.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No more shredded physiques in period pieces! πŸ™

06.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bought my dog two new toys and she demolished them in about 8 hours…. I’ve seen worse!

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

05.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 6138 πŸ” 775 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 31
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I, too, think tens of thousands of people should go to prison because sometimes I smell something I don't like

05.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 2680 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 72
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AO3 truly a load-bearing website in these troubled times.

03.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

One of the Horrors of professional life

04.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWant me to throw together a quick deck?”

No. No, I don’t. I don’t ever want a to look at a deck when I can look at your actual data or plan. Good god.

04.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every week I ask myself: why do we need a deck for that? (We don’t need a deck for that.)

04.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning! Yes, this is he

04.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 5310 πŸ” 1176 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 33

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

02.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 5377 πŸ” 1398 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 62

People will really post *anything* in r/AccidentalRenaissance, eh

01.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a fucking imbecile named Ian Bremmer asking Hitler AI what the track record of US and Israeli attacks on civillians are

a fucking imbecile named Ian Bremmer asking Hitler AI what the track record of US and Israeli attacks on civillians are

The average US foreign policy Serious Thinker^TM

28.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 2216 πŸ” 319 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 23

I had some very nice mango today. 😌

28.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

28.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Disgusting tbh

28.02.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sam Altman picked a hell of a day to basically urge the world to trust the morality and legal restraint of the Department of Defense

28.02.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 3943 πŸ” 711 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 25
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Statement by Prime Minister Carney and Minister Anand on the situation in the Middle East Canada’s position remains clear: the Islamic Republic of Iran is the principal source of instability and terror throughout the Middle East, has one of the world’s worst human rights records, and must ...

β€œCanada supports the United States acting to prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon and to prevent its regime from further threatening international peace and security.” πŸ™„

www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/stat...

28.02.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What is there even to say, fuck.

28.02.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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America Doesn’t Make Oppenheimers Like We Used To What business did Dario Amodei think he was getting into when Anthropic signed on as a Pentagon contractor?

There will be many dumb takes presenting Anthropic heroically bc it clashed with Trump. But the time to worry about everything concerning Anthropic was BEFORE signing the contract that it didn't wish to abandon. America is in such steep decline that we don't even make Oppenheimers like we used to.

27.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

🫩

27.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

27.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NASA lost a lunar spacecraft one day after launch. A new report details what went wrong Why did a $72 million mission to study water on the moon fail so soon after launch? A new NASA report has the answer.

I really truly doubt the Americans are ever getting back to the moon. www.npr.org/2026/02/26/n...

27.02.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm a big fan of magazines, investigative reporting, and longform, all of which requires staff and institutions, but the really really dire thing that indie media can't replace? the fucking wire services

27.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1536 πŸ” 285 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 17

If I see anyone who is not literally a professional political journalist live tweeting the speech tonight I'm calling your family members to stage an intervention

25.02.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 751 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I think I’m done too.

I haven’t read that- it sounds interesting!

25.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a damning kind of goofy. It feels as though they got tired of being FAM and decided to become The Expanse.

24.02.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, the new season of For All Mankind is in fact taking the goofy path once again.

24.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. β€œI consider it to ...

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

24.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 11750 πŸ” 5042 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 275