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Jane Altoids

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I am a famous celebrity of world renown. I am also the Broke Poet.

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I have never in my life heard of this and I consider myself pretty well versed, does not seem to be essential in any way lol

07.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some issues have come up with my apartment that require me to spend more money than I am used to for this pay period in addition to rent. Anything helps and it will make gas & groceries for the next two weeks less stressful.

27.02.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was my list btw I don’t think I posted it here

06.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Persona felt that way to me lol

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

its bandcamp friday so grab some great music ~

ravineangel.bandcamp.com/album/object...

youthagainstsatan.bandcamp.com/album/speak-...

06.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's how growing up in Hutchinson Kansas was

06.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How’s it going please ignore the gash on my forehead from tripping while I was sick and slamming my face into my keyboard the other day

06.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The Great British Albums List strikes again

06.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah him and Road Dogg were both probably going to get picked up for Bischoff’s WCW reset lol I really don’t think it would have been much better than 02 TNA

05.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"here's every guy with name value we could grab up on the outs with WWE right now and Stevie Ray"

05.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I did get a genuine laugh out of the teacher introducing the Million Dollar Cook-Off to the class and having to immediately be like β€œYOU DON’T ACTUALLY WIN A MILLION DOLLARS, that’s just the total amount of scholarship money they give out”.

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

While I was writing this I remembered the Escape From Horrorland FMV game, R.L. Stine is also responsible for my love of point and clicks. Dude rewrote whole sections of my brain.

05.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

-trying to do engagement bait- What’s a type of pornography that’s legal but immoral

05.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the times you pull one I’ve seen, it’s fine. Decent kids film

05.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If they were the real geniuses behind the band, the album they made as β€œThe Heads” in the 90s when Byrne refused to reunite with them would have been something people liked lol

05.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I thought there was at least 3

04.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 43

Things have come up this is postponed indefinitely

01.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

So good

01.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t want to overshadow the others

01.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In a few hours you will be required to watch another dinner movie I’d focus on that first

01.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reflections of Evil (2002)
Hard Boiled (1992)

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Keoma (1976)
High Art (1998)
In a Lonely Place (1950)
The King of Comedy (1982)

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Favorite first watches of February

Messy (2024)
Carnal Knowledge (1971)
Lost in America (1985)
Sinners (2025)

01.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Always found them a little too cheesy to listen to often but Run to the Hills is a banger

28.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that also counting The Birthday Party’s Junkyard which i’m pretty sure is also on there and is his previous band lol

28.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who was a hardcore Cave fan at one point, this album has never been one of my favorites and was always just kind of there. I feel like the only reason it made the list was it was his most recent album when the book got published lmao

28.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0