THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
We can be illegally at war.
Using a tuning fork just for the vibes
Would love to see someone edit her $250M commercial footage into a Disney horror movie
Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/
New housing
True enough 🙃
I mean, do we even have allies any more?
It's the spy branch of the Board of Peace
Is there any place you can go that doesn't have one of these guys?
This is so VEEP.
Why do you think it's okay for a guy who had a Nazi tattoo for years to be a Democratic Senator?
Lizzo?
Frito O Lay.... have y'all run out of ideas?
Natter natter natter
Just another day here in the US feeling great about things not able to really do anything about it wanting to leave, especially for my child, who is autistic, but, where we are in the US seems to be one of the best places in the world for meeting his needs.
What you say when you are more okay with hating Jews than with hating old people
Yeah, don't.
Oh my yes 😀
There used to be gentlemenbugs but they were wiped out for saying m'ladybug
You are so close!
Now, what was a primary driver for the Holocaust in the 1930s and 1940s?
Hmm, I am guessing life would be a lot more head bangy than currently
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Oh I am sorry for whatever Nutella-related trauma you have been through
I can hear this picture
I am so sorry. No one should have to go through that with a parent.
Does he have to give back his FIFA Peace Prize?
There's just so much wrong here
Five year old has mastered the passive voice:
"A booger got on my finger"
That last one is very specific. Maybe only print like 12 of those?
I know you're joking but, no, Clark Kent would never, partly because Lois wouldn't let him
