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"Rule!" Could easily be a shorthand for "you become the monarch" (like "investigate" for "create a clue token")

If so, this merely needs T:(C) to be interesting.

I have never been more confident of anything in my life than I am that at some point this week Trump was shown a picture of the Strait of Hormuz and asked why it's not straight.

Hegseth & Miller‘s oxymoronic message is basically the US demands each country exert “sovereignty” (mainly: closed borders & racism) according to a US-imposed definition, and if they don’t we will punish them and/or invade

hmm. I think I wouldn't choose to do that.

Remember how this guy lobbied hard to get a pardon for a war criminal who slaughtered children? Turns out that’s literally his entire philosophy of armed conflict

Border Patrol is detaining another US citizen and lying about it.

She’s part of a group of citizens and green card holders who have been disappeared after their travel plans were disrupted.

I just heard the sound of this guy's counsel peeling his own face from his skull with his fingernails. Like wet velcro.

Here's the thing -- if you surveyed the married women I know, you'd probably have a firm majority for doing exactly that if they were her.

Uses the star system, it's just Good Ole' Chuck with rocket feet and a butt machine gun.

I think by my count that makes five carrier groups assigned to the Iran war, which is... about as many as the US can assign there at one time given current supply chains. They've maxed out naval resources on a war of choice. Just mindboggling in its stupidity.

I'm losing the ability to contrive law school exam hypotheticals that are more absurd than the actual news

Back in normal sane times it was an interesting question. Now it is, sadly, not.

Platner’s former campaign team know something’s wrong - they all quit. They know he would lose in the general election. Janet Mills needs to make him lose in the primary instead. And she can, just by demanding his records. He won’t show them - he can’t. Confront him with that. 7/

Admirable restraint in not just hitting 'em with an ASCII version of one of the classics.

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

I’m going to keep saying this - nobody gets a Nazi tattoo by accident because shops willing to do Nazi tattoos will chat with you enthusiastically about the Nazi tattoo and you’d be amazed how much Nazi shit can be communicated even when the people in the convo speak different languages

too many people think measles is just chicken pox plus, and brother it is not

icee & slush puppie are litigating over trademark infringement

might get messyyyy

www.bloomberglaw.com/document/XM4...

He got a Nazi tattoo, he frequents anti-Semitic podcasts and posters, he says racist and misogynistic and homophobic shit on reddit...reality called, he's a wannabe Nazi. And, as I frequently point out he's also not equipped to lead anything. You could spin in a circle and point and do better

Sure he's working class. He's also a Nazi.

I think the joke was indeed a combination of bustles and hatpins!

"He's got his momma's veins."

They were in fact lines - men were generally isoceles triangles of varying acuity, with the professional classes being squares and the upper being polygons of increasing degree until they were perceived as "circles" (priest kings basically).

If you're an anime fan whose first anime was later than Speed Racer/Gatchaman/Gigantor (ie you're <50) your fandom is about 75% downstream of this single clip.

Three are truly formative, three forged my tastes, three are when my tastes calcified.

Here's what's really galling - it doesn't even benefit that. There's no fucking purpose whatsoever. It's just murder and destruction and horror and waste to absolutely zero benefit to anyone.

Teach me to not go read the file...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

That episode is still the high point of Top Gear.

"unsolicited third party media coverage" could probably fill a truck