Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
ever since I was a little boy, I dreamt of entering a one-time 6-digit passcode hundreds of time per day
About to have my first shiny evolution β¨
Kinda obsessed
Mercury is in retrograde again.
I made plans for tonight on Saturday and now I donβt want to go π
Have yet to come across a full art card that I hate.
βThe Life of a Showgirlβ by Taylor Swift was the #1 biggest album of 2025 worldwide (via IFPI).
Letβs make out and play pokemon β€οΈ
Hilary Duff graces the cover of Glamour.
8th call of the day and everyone is late π
βLock in?β Babe, I have ADHD. Iβm locked out and the keys are inside.
Not to be like really loud but Iβm so h rn π₯Ίπ₯Ί
Shiny luck said hello today
No complaints from me with these pulls
"it's nuanced" I say as I softly weep into my iced coffee
DRINK SOME WATER TODAY!!!!!
Ope π
Someone said the melania movie tanked so hard theyβre releasing the Epstein files as a distraction π
Canβt wait for the the data center to show up in my backyard ππ
I got an email saying our water bill wonβt be paid on autopay if the balance exceeds $13k β what residential customer uses $13k worth of water?β¦
How is it only Wednesday
Good Morning βοΈ weβre halfway there.
I canβt get outlook to work so I guess Iβll just have to take the day off. Darn.
Hit peak liberal tonight by making a $60 donation to PBS so I could continue watching a series I started on Netflix.
Netflix only has 4 of 11 seasons π
Best things from a ten pack pull
TMZ reports Bad Bunny will bring out special guest Elizabeth Holmes during the 2026 Super Bowl LX Halftime Show.
Whoever outlaws having to file taxes gets my vote.