nbs i have a bottle of champagne earmarked for this purpose
07.03.2026 00:27
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nbs i have a bottle of champagne earmarked for this purpose
i would lay down my life for alex cora
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.
I think this is the single Far Side panel I think about most often.
terrible news for my wallet as i’ve discovered that wikipedia sells merch
lmaooooo truly unprecedented levels of geekiness
Not understanding Atlanta and not understanding women but wants to protest but will not step off the court of Mike’s Bridges or Jaxson Hayes or any of these other numbskulls show up to work.
and the sweatshirt goes crazy
hates fun and women. could not be me!!!!
i did say when the announcement for magic city night first dropped that there was a shade of misogyny to the event bc it didn’t seem like the dancers were going to be included properly. BUT ive since learned that they will have a suite and i cant align myself with bitchless rhetoric so we’re back in
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Luke “No Bitches” Kornet
is there a way i can set up some kind of phone alarm so if #it happens in the middle of the night it’ll wake me up
What a photo from the Freep
Fuuuck that got me
real tears for Z going to get the babies
hellebuyck should get 2 medals
Handshakes are over, time for all those dudes to individually apologize to Sidney Crosby.
Respect.
on baby johnny’s birthday too fuck
for johnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USA has gotten luckyyyyyy a couple times
This is some Jim Craig vs. the Russians shit by Hellebuyck
CHUCK: Look, I loved the Muppets and Fraggle Rock, but Jim Henson and those hippies killing all them people was wrong.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
From Achewood, the robot saying “The End! No moral.”
My eyebrows just met the ceiling
Forty years ago MLB teams opened their books to an independent economist and were proven to be lying liars who lied.
Until they open their books that way again, let that be your default assumption about any claims they — and their media water carriers — make about their finances.
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as a patriots fan: we should all resolve to be meaner to dave portnoy in 2026