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I have a crush on you 30s, they/them πŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ’šπŸ€πŸ©ΆπŸ–€ pfp/banner by my wonderful partner πŸ€—

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Remembering your dream when you wake up?

Good enough to nut to.

21.07.2025 12:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm makin boomer memes now

17.06.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason

10.06.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 9404 πŸ” 2214 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 45
Sesame Street muppets Ernie and Bert in pajamas. Ernie is facing Bert, and Bert has an angry expression.

Sesame Street muppets Ernie and Bert in pajamas. Ernie is facing Bert, and Bert has an angry expression.

some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

06.06.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I die never having seen another golf course I’ll be happy

29.11.2024 21:05 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The πŸ‘ mustachesπŸ‘ needπŸ‘ toπŸ‘ goπŸ‘. Who sanctioned them!? Jail!

01.06.2025 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What metal/games is he starting you with

30.05.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hey siri wut did the cave peoples use for lube 4 the butt stuffs

15.05.2025 14:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My cheese? Cottage.

30.03.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are some dry ass pickles

22.02.2025 03:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

02.02.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

heavy sigh πŸ˜”

23.01.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i personally feel that looking out for your neighbor, taking care of the environment, bettering your community, and kicking the absolute shit out of anyone espousing Nazis values is the height of Real American Patriotism.

23.01.2025 14:48 πŸ‘ 1309 πŸ” 297 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6

What a complement! Let me know your thoughts. Super interested

21.01.2025 15:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know how I managed to forget them, but they are certainly on my top list! I have Richard’s 8 string Strandberg, which is so dreamy.

21.01.2025 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck you i’m gonna wet all over your dry january

13.01.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is crying with his mouth open and the words `` it hurts !!! '' written on the bottom . Alt: a man is crying with his mouth open and the words `` it hurts !!! '' written on the bottom .

My wrists attempting to play tech death 🎸 🀘

29.12.2024 16:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recognizing the patterns scratches an itch in my brain like nothing else

27.12.2024 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just getting into The Zenith Passage. This guitar work is unreal

27.12.2024 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Datalysium by The Zenith Passage on Apple Music Album Β· 2023 Β· 9 Songs

This album is insane. It took me a few listens to understand what they were doing. Now I’m hooked. 🀘

#thezenithpassage

27.12.2024 19:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I should have thought of that, but somehow my father already knew the use case for poppers πŸ˜‚

25.12.2024 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My father just asked me what poppers are

25.12.2024 23:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s gonna hate me πŸ˜‚

24.12.2024 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not allowed to say β€œjesus christ” or β€œoh my god” in front of my aunt so I’m testing the waters with β€œcheezits rice” and seeing how far that gets me

24.12.2024 14:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I want my car to make that Down With The Sickness intro scream each time I start it

24.12.2024 00:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agree!

23.12.2024 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is wowen wilson a thing?

05.12.2024 01:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey I like I a couple of these things too!!!

Heavy metal
Tattoos
Ps5

14.12.2024 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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In Contact by Caligula's Horse on Apple Music Album Β· 2017 Β· 11 Songs

My god, this album!!! 🀘

12.12.2024 23:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same, I’ve legit never had a single one.

09.12.2024 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0