youtuber who code switches into "baby mode"

*type of slip package delivery companies put on your door* Unable to RT Your Post
REASON: Display name a little too out there
Another attempt will be made:
✅ if I see your post again later

Heyyy. Tickets go on sale 3/12 for patrons and 3/13 for everyone else. You should purchase them!!

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

BigHowellDawdy - Twitch March of Guests II continues with Movie Night ft. @wizworldlive

March of Guests II continues with Movie Night with Big Howell and DB ft. Frankie @wizworldlive.com !! twitch.tv/bighowelldawdy

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

On the nature of darkness:

HCJustin - Twitch 11 year partner, streaming since 2011, best boy 2016, live pretty much every day

hello its my 41st birthday and I am doing an uncapped subathon on twitch twitch.tv/hcjustin will be live for as long as folks dictate could be 6 hours could be 6 months who knows anyway I forgot I cancelled adobe creative suite so I dont have any cool graphic this year oops

전에 엄마가 찍어보내준건데
너무 웃기다
저 쪼그만한데에 몇마리가 들어가있는거여ㅠㅠㅠ
삼냥이들

過去絵

he survived autoerotic asphyxiation

You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off

[tossing the imperial boomerang] Look at how far it flies lol!

Had the goofy idea of a Rokurokubi that works at a dispensary.

If you can run 10 miles at a jog (say 12 minute miles), that takes 2 hours and leaves you 22 to eat 24 tacos and drink 24 beers. The challenge then seems to be pacing and staying awake while eating and drinking.

ezclap

NFL Live should replace Orlovsky with JT O'Sullivan because he's better at breaking down QB film and isn't a pecker

I'd love to see it too, and I'm really curious why JT doesn't have a media job. Maybe because real film breakdown doesn't play on TV? Or because he just likes doing shit his way?

whats with the preview image? did they ask GenAI for a "fucked up puzzle"?

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

the fuckers got what they deserved

Tomato size sorter.

Mom. Improv-Lover. Faith✝️ I'd like to fuck!

Ha. Anus foot.

John Zeleznik

John Zeleznik

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