Mark Rupright

This was the first time I heard this song.

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Sabrina Carpenter is a Muppet. I hope they can find others to bring her energy and presence.

Looks like they going to have to forfeit that Tennessee win. Oh, wait….

People are allowed to die, Rob. Kermit is forever.

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

Need a little good news today?
DAMN, that man that breaks the country apart, he breaks my heart, he’s got no shame, he’s got no soul. He’s got no heart…

Provost in a faculty meeting: We want you to use more technology when teaching your classes.

Old, Cynical Professor: (holds up pencil) This is technology, you know.

Are they really melting down? It seems like this is something everyone already knew.

Take my physics class.

“1 lead change”

Nomah? Isn't that the husband of Tarheel great Mia Hamm?

Dookies who took my summer class at UNC learned that their Dook As were Carolina Cs.

Which state?
The Tarheel State!
Whose State?
The Tarheels' State!

One down, one to go!
Great day to be a Tarheel.
Go Big Orange
#DownGoesDook
#Kensucky

Whatever my wife wants. I couldn't care less.

Hey, @johnrogers.bsky.social, we're getting close!

I can imagine other POTUS and FLOTUS doing this, but not as delightfully. I can even imagine the Bushes (Sr. and Jr.) doing this.

But I cannot imagine Dotard and Melanoma doing this, and I bet you can't, either. This says a lot about who they are.

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Salad never tasted better.

One of the best tools for demonstrating electromagnetic induction. Connect a bulb
to a decent coil of wire, yank that coil over a magnet, and FLASH!

"Incinerate" by Sonic Youth

I guess that's why he was so against lockdowns: he seems to think we were advocating for impossible 100% lockdowns, rather than the kind of deliberate and thoughtful isolation that allowed contact tracing to be possible.

He's even dumber than I thought.

They can't understand that someone who can afford a F150 Super Cab or Suburban and a McMansion would have disposable income because they drive a 14 year-old Corolla and own a paid-off townhouse.

And Johnny cakes.

My 87 year old father accidentally bought a gallon of buttermilk. I was in cornbread heaven for a while.

Workers are afraid because they don’t get to decide what cars are made, and they know the all-in on big trucks and SUVs is dooming the industry.

Until he became a college president, that is. Then he realized faculty aren’t afraid to tell administration how they feel.

That had nothing to do with size, of course, and he adapted.