You are incapable of dying. Did I miss the memo?

Yeah, nah.

I know! I have a pair here who come to visit when I call out 'hey crow'. The massive thump on the patio roof is incredible.

Made in China and unable to be tuned. The only guitar worth smashing.

'Reality' is a big word. Use it wisely.

Disabled toilets are not gender specific.

Well thought out, guys. Brava.

The Crow in the background. Love it.

Doneski!

Watch out for this one.

Quelle surprise.

I needed this today.

Heck yeah!

America got what they wanted from Temu.

Thanks for the head's-up.

He went straight to the shit drawer and rummaged around.

This.

That's the best description ever!

Shit yeah!

You are such a bot. Byeeee.

The sonics in this...chef's kiss!

Epic.

Oh my gosh. Simply perfection.

Your normal is not normal.

It's like a cat toy. Useless but entertaining.

Yep yep yep.

I just hurled...

I don't think he smelled his crotch.

Ukraine is winning.

All a defending country has to do, is defend.

1000 days and Ukraine still defending

Slava Ukrainii

Yeah...Karma would like to see him live in jail...where he belongs.