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Kwisatz Haterade

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From the US, living in Ireland. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ May be NSFW, or just unhinged. Plural system (lazy about attribution tho) πŸ’ /πŸͺ† Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social πŸ–‹οΈ Virginia: Host Emeritus ❀️‍πŸ”₯ Gally: along for the ride & others who don't post much.

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It is evil to teach children to dissociate from their own embodiment.

07.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is actually called THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN and it's amazing.

07.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking at two houses this afternoon.

Both have good points but gods, they're so far from the city center. =/

07.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚ You do matter. We're sorry you're struggling.

07.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A woman has been arrested after breaking into a home to eat cereal and pet the homeowner's dog

Police say Teara Joann Smith was caught in the kitchen eating Fruity Pebbles

Dexerto @Dexerto A woman has been arrested after breaking into a home to eat cereal and pet the homeowner's dog Police say Teara Joann Smith was caught in the kitchen eating Fruity Pebbles

Trying to get this high

06.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11

Also, someone get moving on porting the Googly Eyes mod from StS 1.

07.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#spireposting It's a good thing I think The Regent is a neat addition b/c I'm gonna need to play it _a lot_ to figure out what a good deck should look like.

07.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the kind of energy the writers haven't brought for ages. they're doing a callback that only serious long-term fans will remember

06.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

ohhhhhhh yes.

and then she does the OPERA and then it becomes her LEITMOTIF and oh is _so good_.

06.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Game cover images of Star Control II, Super Metroid, Portal, Bloodborne, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core+, Link to the Past, Final Fantasy VI, Stellaris, and Planescape: Torment.

Game cover images of Star Control II, Super Metroid, Portal, Bloodborne, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core+, Link to the Past, Final Fantasy VI, Stellaris, and Planescape: Torment.

Nine games of all time. Our picks, anyway.

06.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe the AI is sentient, or not, either way i'm never going to believe The Owner Of The AI Corporation about it

06.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Girl who hasn't seen Arrival yet watching any other movie: "Getting a lot of Arrival vibes from this."

08.01.2024 12:33 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that β€œoptimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. 

I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that β€œoptimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.

06.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 363 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5
Threads thread:

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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20263 πŸ” 4289 πŸ’¬ 756 πŸ“Œ 1117

Fuuuuuuck, I need it so bad…

06.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Magical girl transformation but she's just airdropping a mech

06.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Two manga frames of a girl with hair that looks like cat ears at the sides, one of her real pointy ears sticking out from behind her side bangs. Her eyes are slit like a cats, and also has big tears on them. She's slamming a large empty transparent beer-glass onto a surface in front of her, two other empty glasses on the other side of her, fist clenched on the table. Her face is red and she has her mouth open, a single small fang visible.The second frame is shorter and at the bottom, a closeup of her red face, tears in the tears in her eyes wider.Speech bubbles say "I did... my besht..!", that is, a slurred pronounciation of a desperate "I did my best."

Two manga frames of a girl with hair that looks like cat ears at the sides, one of her real pointy ears sticking out from behind her side bangs. Her eyes are slit like a cats, and also has big tears on them. She's slamming a large empty transparent beer-glass onto a surface in front of her, two other empty glasses on the other side of her, fist clenched on the table. Her face is red and she has her mouth open, a single small fang visible.The second frame is shorter and at the bottom, a closeup of her red face, tears in the tears in her eyes wider.Speech bubbles say "I did... my besht..!", that is, a slurred pronounciation of a desperate "I did my best."

We made it to another Friday. Good job, everyone.

20.09.2024 12:13 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

This is one of those headlines that hits very differently when you are a member of a community that both the Guardian and the BBC constantly lie about

06.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

after a few playthroughs of slay the spire 2, i'm ready to call it: we have another Good video game. this brings the total number of Good video games in the world to two, joining the original slay the spire

06.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 744 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 4
A four quadrant scatterplot with the x axis labeled β€œraw animal sex appeal” to β€œendearing posh mojo” and the y axis labeled β€œhas working understanding of what society is” to β€œdoes not know how society operates” with George of the Jungle, Rocky of Rocky Horror, JCVD in Universal Soldier, Leopold, Duke of Albany, Mark-Francis Vandelli, and Austin Powers arranged in a roughly diagonal line from the top left to bottom right

A four quadrant scatterplot with the x axis labeled β€œraw animal sex appeal” to β€œendearing posh mojo” and the y axis labeled β€œhas working understanding of what society is” to β€œdoes not know how society operates” with George of the Jungle, Rocky of Rocky Horror, JCVD in Universal Soldier, Leopold, Duke of Albany, Mark-Francis Vandelli, and Austin Powers arranged in a roughly diagonal line from the top left to bottom right

I have made the chart

06.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 316 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

"firefly might be coming back"

can we

can we please. can we please have something new. please.

YES my actual feelings on remakes and reboots and prequels and interquels and re-envisionings and relaunches and and and are more nuanced but the world keeps shrinking can we please not

06.03.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17293 πŸ” 5737 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 101
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 23466 πŸ” 8983 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 192
"Physiological differences among alternate identities.
Case reports and studies using small groups of DID patients and controls who simulate different "alternate identities" have found significant physiologic differences in DID patients compared to controls that manifest in a variety of behavioral ways. These include differences in visual acuity, medication responses, allergies, plasma glucose levels in diabetic patients, heart rate, blood pressure readings, galvanic skin response, muscle tension, laterality, immune function, electroencephalography and evoked potential patterns, functional magnetic resonance imaging activation, and brain activation and regional blood flow using single photon emission computed tomography and positron emission tomography among others (Lowenstein & Putnam, 2004; Putnam, 1984, 1991b;
Reinders et al., 2006; , Sar, Ünal, Kiziltan, Kundakci, & Γ–ztΓΌrk, 2001;
Vermetten, Schmal, Lindner, Lowenstein, & Bremner, 2006)."

"Physiological differences among alternate identities. Case reports and studies using small groups of DID patients and controls who simulate different "alternate identities" have found significant physiologic differences in DID patients compared to controls that manifest in a variety of behavioral ways. These include differences in visual acuity, medication responses, allergies, plasma glucose levels in diabetic patients, heart rate, blood pressure readings, galvanic skin response, muscle tension, laterality, immune function, electroencephalography and evoked potential patterns, functional magnetic resonance imaging activation, and brain activation and regional blood flow using single photon emission computed tomography and positron emission tomography among others (Lowenstein & Putnam, 2004; Putnam, 1984, 1991b; Reinders et al., 2006; , Sar, Ünal, Kiziltan, Kundakci, & Γ–ztΓΌrk, 2001; Vermetten, Schmal, Lindner, Lowenstein, & Bremner, 2006)."

It's DID awareness day, and at this point I'm fairly sure my followers are well aware that DID exists. What you might not know is that different alters fronting can cause all sorts of physiological differences like allergy response, visual acuity and more. Excerpt from the ISSTD treatment guidelines

05.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I Don’t Need A Bloodborne Remake, I Just Need It To Not Run Like Ass I love Bloodborne. I'd love to see it updated, but I don't need an entire remake. Just make the game that's there sing.

I'm a simple guy. I just need Bloodborne to not run like a bear hit with a tranquilizer dart on the PS5. aftermath.site/bloodborne-rem...

02.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 531 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 10

πŸ–‹οΈ I am _extremely_ looking forward to it.

05.03.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A few weeks ago I saw a kink dynamic that hasn't left my head since where the domme was setting up facial recognition software synced with a bunch of home cameras and a shock collar in order to automatically punish her submissive if she ever stopped smiling prettily around the house

02.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 475 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 6

100%, I will never not hear the abridged voices. (DBZ is the same.)

04.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You'd think a collection box bolted to the wall with a little sign "Help Fund Hate" would be more cost efficient for her

04.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That last quote is possibly the most insulting and cynical thing I've ever heard said about the journalistic profession, and it was written by an executive at the fucking AP

04.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2