Gwen

"water no up" is fucking killing me lmao

Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez:

You may have heard that Spain is alone. They’re the same people who said that when we recognized the State of Palestine, and then others followed.

We are not alone — we are the first. Those who will end up alone are the ones defending the indefensible.

acid

From Russia with Lovehoney

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Me kissing my lovely girlfriend. We're illuminated in blue, making my green and her pink hair pop. The tails of fish can be seen behind me.

What if we kissed in the oceanarium tunnel and we were both girls?

(Aquarium date is full yuri.)

A van with the word 'bimbo' prominent on the side, but it's for the bread brand with a cute mascot.

They're coming to take me away-

Next you'll be telling me that Linda McMahon, a member of the current administration, owns more stock in TKO than The Rock and Nick Khan put together.

Well, at least that celebrated degenerate Triple H will never pose with Trump- Oh no.

In the 1997 dystopian scifi film Gattaca, rapid DNA testing is used to determine social class and job eligibility. In 2026 UK, women wanting to participate in athletics must pay a £185 gender tax to take part in a genetic lottery where some will be ineligble due to previously unknown chromosones.

I was never a fan of the War Queer, getting John Hurt to play him was a nice touch but the writing never really worked.

We've just learned that the person at the MHRA whose letter caused Wes 'I follow the clinical evidence' Streeting to cancel the puberty blockers trial is Professor Jacob George, the GC who enjoyed mocking trans people on his social media account.

Why did Wes Streeting cover up his name?

i should call her

Oh I don't know, I hear once she tried dressing the part she couldn't break the habit.

Are you Julie D'Aubigny?

A hairdressers called Bunker Hair

New name for the Labour Bob just dropped

A welcome sign in Seville Airport, with a quite lovely and Bessie adhacent yellow-and-red cart in front.

Hello from Spain!

Rach at crufts with a sign next to them saying best puppy

Chat I think it's official...

Why ‪@why.bsky.team‬ Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff. In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank

bsky.app/profile/why....

Did you try Subway?

yes I got pizza just for this joke

*approaches rapidly*

Hi kids.

Can anyone help a friend out with a lil? If you were gonna tip me this month send a lil this way instead pls --> 💕

Anthony Ainley as the Master adapted into the Sickos meme

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

Labour MP's husband arrested on suspicion of spying for China

Joani Reid who suggested Corbyn was a Russian asset despite zero evidence? Her husband? Ah fuck, she's gonna be LIVID.

metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/l...

The Ianto Shrine is being removed from Cardiff Bay