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Awww I can't unsee it now lol

New Batwoman looks so good

The best case I could see for a live action film in the Third Age would be The Hobbit done in exactly the same Blyton-esque tone it was written in, but you'd basically require no-one from the LotR series to be involved

@crushbort about a year ago my dad and I got into an elevator with pat sajak and after an uncomfortably long silence my dad said “i’d like to buy a vowel” like it was the funniest thing in the world and sajak tweeted something right after to the effect of wishing this day was already over @Hipstercrite about a year ago Tell me the strangest interaction you've had with a celebrity.

A promotional photo from The Mandalorian and Grogu. Rotta the Hutt, a muscular, somewhat chiseled sluglike creature, stands back lit in a large arena pit, wielding two curved axes.

father said it is my turn on the xbox

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you

What about the Starlin story where Thanos tries to convince Surfer that he's Malthusian and when Surfer recognises he's full of shit Thanos is like "lol i made you accidentally commit genocide"

Sometimes one story is enough 😌

If it needs to be a cop book at least get someone who can write crime fiction do it. Brubaker/Rucka's Oa Central

I didn't love Morrison's GL but at least it wasnt the militarised police corps we've had almost exclusively since Johns brought Hal back

Which one did Darwyn Cooke make the centre of his masterpiece

Hal >>> Kyle and I'm not afraid to say it

The "Pilot the Eva, Shinji, or Rei will have to do it again" scene/meme, only it's God talking to Jim Corrigan about Hal Jordan

The "Pilot the Eva, Shinji, or Rei will have to do it again" scene/meme, only it's God talking to Jim Corrigan about Hal Jordan

Hal as the Spectre is such an of-its-moment thing and I think of it really fondly, and that's as a Spectre fan

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

So we've had Creature Commandos and Superman and Peacemaker and Supergirl and Lanterns. That's, what, one project out of five starring spandex superheroes that is designed so that kids can watch too? And next is Clayface?

would love a “they’re overtly calling for a Christian holy war” freak out that isn’t based on a single substack no one had really heard of before last night

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

That's Batman's Thrasher armour, I think? But can't place the page

You can't judge someone by what's in their heart, only by what they do, so optics are incredibly important when making jokes

My hot take is that if you make a joke indistinguishable from the one a Nazi would make and you're on the website filled with Nazis I don't think you can play the "how dare you suggest I might be antisemitic" angle

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

I also don't think it would have worked! She would be relying on them to not just go "oh, she only *thinks* she's innocent" and keep her restrained with said lasso until they maybe found a better suspect

@HelloCullen 8 days ago ai wont replace you but a person using ai will. that person is CEO's stupidest nephew. his name is Chart and he got kicked out of his frat for killing a dog

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it