Andy Parker

Perhaps one for later rounds

Fondants certainly get a regular look in

Watching Masterchef with bingo card at the ready. A tuile, giroles, stuffed courgette flower, samphire, pancetta, raviolo (single) and and any kind of puree required for a full house.

Cheers mate. Been a while since we had a pint together. We should sort that

Cheers Ian. Isn’t it just!

Enjoy your break mate. Will be good to see Joe.

I’d just got a pint at the Cock Tavern and mostly cried into it. You about on Friday for the hop thing?”

I’d just got a pint at the Cock Tavern and mostly cried into it. You about on Friday for the hop thing?

Message from Mum - “I AM CANCER FREE”.

We always have hope. Sometimes it’s all we have. Never stop hoping and believing things can get better.

Yes - endless calls about energy, card payments, loans etc. etc.

We ditched our home landline years ago, as 99% of the calls were spam. Family and friends had our mobile numbers. I'm now at the stage where our business one is 99% spam too (and thus impacts productivity) and considering ditching that, or just diverting it permanently to voicemail.

We hope everyone had a great Christmas!

We're back open today with some nice fresh beers, including the award winning Oregon Trail West Coast IPA on cask by @elusivebrewing.com

Grab a roll with it as well, you can't get better than that! 🍻

This is fabulous ☃️

Fingers crossed mate!

Merry Christmas!

Ah, shit. Hope there’s not too much damage.

I’ve not seen the official glass before. It’s suitably ‘extra’. Merry Christmas

“tasty sprout recipes”

(bunch of sponsored ads for superior vegetables)

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Everyone running away from Steve’s kind offer 😂

There was clearly some kind of intervention as ours waited an extra hour. Or more likely she scoffed too much Xmas eve salmon.

This was clearly a premonition and now you need to organise this dream festival!

May your meat be tender and your sprouts spherical.

Merry Christmas, one and all!

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Me receiving "pricing update" emails knowing without reading even them that whatever it is ain't going down.

We will make this happen :)

Thanks mate!

Now pouring: Green Hopper, our collab with the mighty @elusivebrewing.com

Drink the beer, play the game: hopper-game.netlify.app

Help get little Hoptimus over the A20 for a pint at the Shirker’s.

Cheers!

Cheers Mick!

This joke will never wear old 😅. Until that time you stop being a dickhead, which will never happen 😆. See you soon mate x