apart from me, i’m still young
07.03.2026 13:16
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apart from me, i’m still young
they finally got it into their heads that Millennials weren’t young anymore?
pressing the ‘generate an irreverent look at my spending habits over the last 12 months’ button and getting mad at seeing an irreverent look at my spending habits over the past 12 months
ian huntley is dead. i'll always remember how the british press attempted to incite hatred against the trans community by reporting he was transitioning, then apologised to him for incorrect reporting instead of apologising to trans people
i do unfortunately think it’s bad to celebrate that an evil man who enjoys killing was allowed to kill again, even if the person he killed was also evil
his killer being a man who murdered three people including a pregnant woman who he also raped is a perfect demonstration of how ‘paedophile hunters’ are just violent men looking for a socially acceptable target for their violence
Quitting GPEW in March 2026
probably yeah
one of the Internet’s favourite comedy sketches is about how that exact literal skull emblem looks comically evil youtu.be/ToKcmnrE5oY?...
well i certainly hope you didn’t pay for that education
this tabloid headline shit is easy
Joani Hao Reid
A shopfront for the Scottish common party
i just remembered I took a photo of this shopfront on Cathcart Road a few weeks ago and totally forgot to look them up
is that that guy who got like 8% in Southside Central for Alba at the last council elections and then defected to the SNP?
there are like 50 people in the country who want the UK to get involved in the Iran War, one of them is Kemi Badenoch, one of them is Nigel Farage, and the other 48 are newspaper columnists
by-election tonite queen??
i would be saying the same regardless of the gender of the MP or their spy spouse
i’m sorry but i don’t think it’s sexist to think that a woman who is an MP might have some connection to her husband’s alleged spying for a foreign state
it’s so funny when they sort of half-heartedly try a social justice defence
a photograph of virulent transphobe Joani Reid MP and her weird looking alleged Chinese spy partner
me and my partner saw you from across the bar and wanted to ask what gametes your body was organised around the production of, all things being well
she was like 30 seconds away from a late career comeback and she chose transphobic posting instead
wow Keir, i hate political strategists as much as the next person but that’s a bit harsh
"The Spy Who Loved MP" (with apologies to Roger Moore)
10/10 headline in the Daily Star
Jeck Karlson
What is my crime? Being a spy? A succulent Chinese spy?
indeed not, i’m merely delighting in the misfortune of someone i despise
the investigation is about China’s attempts to influence UK politics, it seems unlikely that if her husband is involved that her being an MP is incidental
if was an MP whose partner was getting kickbacks from China the last thing I would do is talk incessantly about China in Parliament
the question is more ‘did your husband use connections he got through you being an MP to provide information to a foreign power for financial gain’ not ‘have you ever been on holiday to Shanghai’
Those are some great denials of things she’s not been accused of
