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Lucy πŸŒŒπŸ’Ž

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Our Lady of Perpetual Exhaustion πŸ™πŸ˜΄ Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius Personally victimised by minor inconveniences Flashes: @lucyrebekah Pixelfed: creativemachine@pixelfed.art

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URGENT: We need help to pay $13,000 in vet billsΒ so we can keep rescuing cats and kittens Please donate

I know, I know. Everyone is in desperate need right now, but our rescue needs some help paying vet bills.

The benefit is, if you're in the US, our bills are in AUD and the exchange rate is very much in your favour! Please throw us $5?

rescue-cats-safe-haven.mygiveeasy.com/this-is-our-...

09.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

Read this and then think of that MAGA voter whining about how people were rude to her in Northern Ireland.

09.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

08.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 4877 πŸ” 1485 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 17
Hegseth: "To our steadfast partner, Israel. Your mission (underlined) is being executed with unmatched skill and iron determination"

Bart in second panel: "What an odd thing to say."

Hegseth: "To our steadfast partner, Israel. Your mission (underlined) is being executed with unmatched skill and iron determination" Bart in second panel: "What an odd thing to say."

08.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This FOl enquiry for the Guardian has taken up a great deal of my life for the past 2 years. (1/3)

07.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 17
An old screenshot talking about Google on top. It says "Google is a pure search engine β€” no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. Below is a screenshot from The Phantom Menace, where Anakin Skywalker is walking next to a building and behind him you see the shadow of Darth Vader.

An old screenshot talking about Google on top. It says "Google is a pure search engine β€” no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. Below is a screenshot from The Phantom Menace, where Anakin Skywalker is walking next to a building and behind him you see the shadow of Darth Vader.

07.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 640 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 7

Hahahahaha fucking hell πŸ™ƒ

07.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This kinda did it for me. Why does Queen Bey have to serve *so much* next to Mr Milqtoast πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

07.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched One Battle After Another and I realised I actually don’t vibe his acting at all lol.

07.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ed Sheeran for me. I’m sure his stuff is fine, good even; it’s just not for me.

07.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The way that they are both the only people with those first names πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How fucking cold is that smile? No light behind those eyes

06.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can see that there are replies but also can’t see/access them ???

06.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a rubbish grift. Meanwhile, how many unnecessary deaths are there each year due to underfunding? Hate it when doctors care more about their bank account than the patient.

(My response was just an absurd little jest that made me giggle so thought I’d share; apologies if I misread the room)

06.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The doctor or the patient?

06.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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International Women's Day | United Nations The purpose of the day is to uphold women’s achievements, recognize challenges, and focus greater attention on women’s rights and gender equality to mobilize all people to do their part.

β€œGive to gain” is not the official theme. The UN announced the official theme as β€œRights. Justice. Action. For ALL Women and Girls”.

06.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLike I said, some people will die”

Ok, can he be one of them please?

If he can be that nonchalant about his constituents being bombed in retaliation, then his life is just as valuable as the people he views as disposable.

06.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And those sunglasses 😎

06.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the same congress that is just flaccidly yielding power to him and letting him do whatever he wants

06.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Projection all the way down

05.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And Avatar is just blue Pocahontas

05.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah why do they all want to make the fucking Torment Nexus

05.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is a *heck* of a bubblegum nose

05.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh! πŸ˜―πŸ’… I will take a look at our immediate vicinity tomorrow; thanks for the tip!

05.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I say drunk, I mean I have one beer, but it was outrageously priced, so my brain is telling me I’ve had more beer to justify the amount paid. So, not drunk, per se, but for the purposes of this exercise, let’s say drunk πŸ‘

05.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello and welcome to Lucy Is Drunk At The Airport posting; if you’ve just joined us, brace for slight turbulence and an utter lack of filter, enjoy your stay.

05.03.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(I did already know they did this; I’m still just annoyed because DO THEY KNOW HOW MUCH WE WERE CHARGED AT THE LAST AIRPORT FOR THOSE?!)

05.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Eyyyyyy airport security just made us throw out almost-full bottles of water because they make you go through security again even if you haven’t entered the country ???

05.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(I’m drunk on $22 beer at the airport but I feel like sober me will agree with this)

05.03.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know this is me being the millionth person to point out the obvious, but like

Why is everyone sucking Israel’s dick?

05.03.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0