cally again

absolutely NO drip you can't even see his nipples 🙄 I love her wahhh binghe having friends!!!

binghe is as pretty as a girl so it's very straight to let him jerk you off and maybe suck your dick a little 🙂‍↕️

it definitely feels like "goonups" is a term coined by mr airplane shooting towards the sky

yue qingyuan YOU could have been the one tenderly holding a corpse as you try and fail to sleep every night

yue qingyuan are you jealous that binghe spends every day pouring his love and spiritual energy into a cold unmoving vessel because his at least has xiao jiu's face

and he xuan is not inventing core swap surgery. he xuan is inventing a way to suck your core out of you through your mouth and devour it

*traps them in a cave together :3*

tfw you were falsely accused of murdering your love & ambushed by her creepy dadboss & buried under a mountain for twenty years but the guy who put you there is STILL the more pathetic wet meowmeow of the two

tianyue is so special to me. catastrophic mourners dead wife society but in one case her memory lives on in an ungrateful son and in the other case his wife's body is still up and dating aforementioned son

#svsss self-cest

Plant body era, SQQ's body starts decomposing too rapidly to be maintained properly, so Binghe has no choice but to use his new battery pack 💔

post 1/2

did he bang out the tunes for you!

also if the accidental "wu ming?" comes of seeing human hua cheng out of the corner of his eye... but of course hc is just coming to check on his own mate,, (incorrect he's checking on both of you)

the delicious flavor of calamity vengefully laying in xie lian like "now whatever is wrong with me is inside you too" 🤌🤌

the only ethical response is to fist him regularly from now on! it's for his health!!!!

I think someone should attempt to egg the humans 🫣

tbqh I think the most likely outcome is that somewhere along the line bingzu lashed out at him, either uprooted him & cast him out or fully killed him, and only came to regret it decades later 🫠

this isn't a modern au (and is probably recced enough that you've seen it before) but it DOES have xie lian secretly working for hua cheng for years before he realizes who it is! some delicious identity porn in ghost city archive.transformativeworks.org/works/43583058

worse: endless versions of himself have to live through binghe's puberty Again

let me explode myself into a thousand pieces so you're finally free of me

do you guys think bingzu had a meng mo in his head the whole time 🤔 old man yaoi can still win

bingge manifesting behind shen yuan: I Have An Idea That Might Shift This In An Unexpected Direction

if he is not chomping binghe's cheeks like a bao bun what is the point

deranged personal chef binghe working to get the congee's texture JUST right

we should start referring to fandom wank as "schisms"

it would have stopped being a tragedy if hamlet had gotten waaaaay weirder about horatio

but still not ☝️ the uncle who ruined his life

mobei jun is like hamlet if he never talked and killed people

wow impeccable shapes

sy thinks sqh is probably desperate enough to say yes to anything that lands in his lap. fine. so of course sqh fucks him punishingly and makes sy nearly cry on his cock which honestly isn’t even hard to do. but sqh’s hookup style is like thank u for the orgasm please see yourself out

Lbh: oooh I'm just a lonely little flower, won't you please pollenate me, beautiful butterfly?
Sqq: wait, do I have to be a butterfly? I'd rather be a bee I think
Lbh: ☺️☺️☺️ hehe of course, Shizun!!! A handsome honey bee!Now pollenate me! 🐝 🌷 ❤️
Meng Mo: I wish I could kill myself